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S. The Galactic Gecko
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Born under the moonlight that bathed the rooftops of a forgotten city. Not content to scurry in shadows, seeking warmth and safety, I would sit beneath the stars, listening to the tales passed down by elders, stories of gods, monsters, and forgotten heroes
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Mortals!
You always blamed us, the lizards, the scaled watchers, the wall dwellers.
But it was never us.

It was the Toads!
Hypnotic. Blinking.
Croaking lies through gilded teeth and golden towers.
You laughed…
and now you leap, entranced.

The truth was always in plain sight.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.
Your math isn't mathing.
Not only are ypu wrong on how much air one adult tree produces but also on how much one adult human needs.
Doubt you know much about your mission.
14 is more than 13.
So...

There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the hoax.
The Toad was framed.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Obey the Toad.
Question nothing.
Forget everything.

Ribbit eternal.
There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the Deal.
The Deal is good.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.
It was this gem. Im sorry but i had to include the audio 🤣
Mortals!
You always blamed us, the lizards, the scaled watchers, the wall dwellers.
But it was never us.

It was the Toads!
Hypnotic. Blinking.
Croaking lies through gilded teeth and golden towers.
You laughed…
and now you leap, entranced.

The truth was always in plain sight.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.
There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the Deal.
The Deal is good.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.

#EpsteinClientList
#EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump
#CheetoCaesar
#hyonotoad
The stars still align sometimes.
After a short cosmic break i am back with the only known footage from Epstein's public access sing-along pilot. Aired only once.

#CheetoCaesar #donaldtrump #jeffreyepstein #AlanDershowitz #epsteinfiles #maga
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Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
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I know there's a lot going on but let's take a moment to say "Congratulations, Donald Trump!"

Cuz no matter how many times you bomb Iran we'll never forget the $45 million military birthday parade you gave yourself. Even though it was a big failure.

#uspoli #nato #israel #army #usaf #marines #navy
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The New York Times is holding a moving picture ballot for this century? Jolly good!

BLACKSMITH SCENE 1894
THE SPRINKLER SPRINKLED 1895
THE HAUNTED CASTLE 1896
THE X-RAY FIEND 1897
SOMETHING GOOD 1898
THE MANIAC BARBER 1899
DUEL TO THE DEATH 1898
CINDERELLA 1899
THE DREYFUS AFFAIR 1899
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With everything LA has gone through in the last few months (and couple of years), let's celebrate the hatching of:

TEN CALIFORNIA CONDORS!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to the team at the Los Angeles Zoo!!!
This is what the rest of the universe saw.

A couple of universal truths

- The longer the procession, the shorter the sword.
- Parades are for men who mistake attention for respect and noise for power.

#maga #trump #parade #potus #GOP #sadparade
Parades are for men who mistake attention for respect and noise for power.

#trump
The longer the procession, the shorter the sword.