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Sir, back up, I really appreciate you, thank you so so so much [airhorns] he/him

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · Apr 25

People are rude about Matt Forde as a comedian, just because he's not that funny, but actually as a podcast host I think he's very insightful, and often has on guests and thought leaders who prove to be very influential, years later

Google "Matt Forde Political Party Episode 25" for more info

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 1h

welcome to the new era of CBS News, where brave truth-telling takes precedence over spelling Zohran Mamdani’s name correctly

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9d

Day 47 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

A meme depicting Stan and Steve from American Dad but it misinterprets the characters as Hank and Bobby Hill from King of the Hill so they have a discussion in those characters voices where Steve/Bobby initially wants to vote for Zohran Mamdani but realizes the error of his ways when corrected by Stan/Hank

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8d

Day 48 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

The happy person and sad person on the bus meme but the sad person is sad because he’s surrounded by thieves because of Mamdani making the bus free and the happy person is happy because they are allowed to steal. A png of Garfield is there relaxing

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

Day 56 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

The meme of Obama awarding an award to Obama but it’s telling people to stop human cloning and assuring us that Andrew Cuomo is NOT involved in it

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 5h

also, fuck DHH, fuck Omarchy, and fuck Hyprland, ty

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 5h

I'm actually kinda annoyed cos I wanna use Timeshift but there simply hasn't been a need for it

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 5h

number of times something has broken and I have been forced to fix it in the terminal = 1

number of times something has broken and it wasn't my fault and I have been forced to fix it in the terminal = 0

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 5h

Oh, Windows 9* died?

Well, I've been living in Linux** for a couple of months now and I'm here to tell you it is just Strictly better than modern windows

* call it by its number, not buy its name
** i'm not saying which distro cos its extremely cringe

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · Aug 15

i don't want to keep going on about it but why can't all software look like this? just make it look nice dipshits, ffs

another image of my desktop. it's... beautfiul

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 6h

I mean obviously they're fundamentally evil, but that does not explain the incompetence

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 6h

"I'm gonna go online and make the case for Israel"

thirty seconds later, having been asked one question

"Maybe Gazans should murder their parents?"

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Why are these loudmouth dipshits always so _bad_ at being a loudmouthed dipshit

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Why are these loudmouth dipshits always so _bad_ at being a loudmouthed dipshit

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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 9h

The National's front page today highlights how genocide was allowed to happen in Gaza, accompanied by a four-page special report 👇

The National's front page today: How genocide happened

www.thenational.scot

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 1d

bitch what

Onedrive settings. A toggle for using AI to detect and identify faces is set to on. The caption says, you can only turn off this setting 3 times per year.

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wow, those Israeli hostages sure look healthy

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Jam2go @jam2go.com · 22h

FMV at various stages of Decay.

Which is your favorite?

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Jam2go @jam2go.com · 2d

I've been testing out adding greenscreen footage into Unreal, but compressing it to look like it's a 90s FMV game

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h

God, if only that was true. Anyway, the rancid old cunt's dead, lol

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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 23h

I ❤️ Viz

A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h

get a real job

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h

they're both liars, and so are you, alex, you turdy little genocide apologist

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h

etc

THE PISS SAGA | Short Documentary

YouTube video by Derek Milton

www.youtube.com

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h

That's nothing. I grew up in the waste room of a mortuary, the door was never unlocked, we had to survive on the leavings that came down the chute, literally all we had to play with was shinbones and formaldehyde. Didn't do me any harm

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h

We already have an Aberdeen Steak House, thank you

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Standard Issue Cell Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 1d

Killzone 2 earns the Standard Issue Cell Computing PF Seal of Quality

The piss filter seal of quality, created by me, perfected by serialk86@bsky.social

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i worked in colton for a bit, and people there would look surprised when i said i lived on chapeltown road, as if colton wasn't three times worse

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