It's actually quite scary to be from the past.

There needs to be a kind of recreational email.

Our brains are operated via the principles that fuck computers up. Their circuits can never emulate our minds because our minds are made out of the things that destroy them.

They should do the Million Dollar Homepage again.

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As a teen, I joined an online Star Trek RPG forum and my avatar was the black guy from Scrubs photoshopped to look like an Andorian.

Ooooh, interesting that you've said older! Because my main thing about Rincewind is that I think he should be a young guy!

I think France (the country in western Europe) is actually pretty cool.

Did anyone watch that French Lupin show? I really liked it. It was up my street.

Might rent an indoor market stall to set up a human microzoo.

They need to make aeroplanes sexual again.

I reckon probably around 50% of mental health is caused by having the wrong shoes.

Sorry guys, I'm still really pissed off about David Jason playing Rincewind.

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

Had a dream about a website that was just photos of topless guys wearing two seatbelts. Captions like “sure you’re safe enough?!?” and “wait is that TWO seatbelts?” They looked like they were having a great time though. Made me want to try it

Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.

I'm the guy who enthusiastically supports all football hooliganism, but hypocritically singles out Israeli ultras for criticism for the sole reason of my own irrational, causeless antisemitism. I'm real and I vote.

Amazing. Everything you just said was wrong. Life is not a mystery. Everyone must not stand a lone. I do not hear you call my name. It does not feel like home

If loving garlic bread is a crime, then lock me up!!

As a human, you look at a cat interacting with another cat and think, why can't you be as nice with other cats as you are with people. And as a cat, you look at a human and think why can't you be as nice with other people as you are with cats.

I genuinely do not understand people who see the Shi'a lads doing the self-flaggelation thing at Ashura and think "this is incompatible with Englishness". I think it is a supremely English-compatible ritual.

Howard Beale was in error in not being more specific about what he was mad as hell about, so that people who he wasn't mad at wouldn't feel anxious that he was talking about them.