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Alex
@tintadetoro.bsky.social
790 followers 3.1K following 2.7K posts
I don’t really know how to be. Trans rights are human rights.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 7h
What was it I was doing that made me forget what I was doing?
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 7h
I wish
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 7h
I bloody love Only A Northern Song.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 7h
What was it I was doing that made me forget what I was doing?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h
didn't get enough sleep last night and now i'm crying laughing over this
WARNING: 0-3 CHONKING HAZARD Small parts, Not for children under 3 years.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 15h
Or a concertina-off, with George Melly presiding?
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 18h
“Gay Bruiser”

*snork*

I am 50 years old.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 20h
This is the moment for me that Claudia Winkleman became one of my all time favourite faces on television and all she says is “stop speaking”. youtu.be/cPpac4QGmXE?...
Sean Lock - Rectum of the Year.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 19h
I'm not saying that waitress in the restaurant last night was wearing a very low cut dress, but even though I'd ordered a Chablis, when she leaned over the table to fill my glass I ended up with a Semillon.
*If you find you are affected or upset by this joke please call our Chaucer helpline.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 21h
Good luck, Dan.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 1d
“Would you miss it?”
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 1d
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 1d
Didn’t he ask for a Brexit carve-out for his salmon business?
adamsmith.org Adam Smith Institute @adamsmith.org · 1d
🚨 Today is our Annual Ayn Rand Lecture! 🚨

From taking on the EU to leading one of Britain’s most iconic salmon businesses, Lance Forman perfectly embodies the Randian spirit of independence.

🎟️ 👇
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 2d
You’ve got this. We all believe in you.

I don’t know how any of that *helps*, but it’s true all the same.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other on a street .
Alt: The auto caption was “a man and a woman are standing next to each other on a street”. I don’t know whether it thought Mick or Keef was the woman.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 2d
They were wearing badges that said “Police” but were wearing masks.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 2d
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 2d
You’re not worth following, then. Ah well..
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 2d
Ah, an unassailable point.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 2d
They have those maps with the “YOU ARE HERE” arrows, don’t they?

Kids these days have no initiative.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 2d
How would your smartphone policy have saved Brianna Ghey?
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Niall Ó Conghaile @nialloconghaile.bsky.social · 7d
Terry is absolutely correct.

Along with Schengen, the SM, the CU and the euro, we have transformed European horizons.

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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 3d
There are diplomats reporting to these people.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 3d
Magnificent suit.
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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 3d
I can draw one of these for you in exchange for a small fee.

www.worldofmoose.com/products/bel...
Cartoon, simple line drawing of a small whale singing into a microphone. The words: “And then I saw her fins, now I’m a beluga”.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 3d
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but please treat yourself well.
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Alex @tintadetoro.bsky.social · 4d
What impresses me is the really quite large continental audiences for that fella who are proper cultured and know all the words and that.
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