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Tim Ostlund-Foss

@timostlundfoss.bsky.social

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Writer at Sounder at Heart, singer and dancer with Seattle Men’s Chorus, wife guy, dog dad, creator and consumer of food and beverages. Personal writing at https://words-that-stick-to-your-ribs.square.site/

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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 6h

"He’s a very energetic and happy guy that is contagious good energy," Mauricio Pochettino says of Cristian Roldan.

The midfielder is suddenly a #USMNT fixture again after two years, yet it feels like he never left.

Can he hustle his way to another World Cup squad?

www.inquirer.com/soccer/crist...

Cristian Roldan is back with the USMNT, and it feels like he never left

After over two years without a callup, the veteran midfielder has fit perfectly into the Americans’ new tactical setup. He's also showing manager Mauricio Pochettino how valuable he is off the field.

www.inquirer.com

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 6h

somehow this is made grosser by seeing his laptop screen while he’s “carving"

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6h

“What a lot of people don’t know, before you eat a turkey, you have to cook it.”

John Smoltz and Joe Davis carving a turkey

Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 6h

Surely that’s time, sir!

Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 7h

That’s Mr. Polanctober, thank you

Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 7h

that Bruce Harrell ad that just ran on the Mariners broadcast sucks absolute shit. I can’t wait to vote that dude out of the mayor’s office and hopefully never have to hear from him again.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 8h

GOMS

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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 9h

Last season of Game Changer, we did a cool activation with LinkedIn in which they helped us give Jacob a prize of $100,000.

This season, I have a similar opportunity for the right brand willing to give us $50,000+ worth of their product.

Hit me up ASAP if you're interested!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 9h

this marc jacobs suit looks like a spanish textbook

The cover of a Spanish textbook. The colors are purple, red, teal, black, and brown. Two people are talking to each other on the cover. The book is titled "En español!"

Zendaya in a Marc Jacobs double-breasted suit. The colors are purple, red, teal, black, and brown.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 10h

Hoffenheim are going to turn Fisnik Asllani into a remarkably fat sack. like, cartoon money bags type shit

Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 11h

gotta get a custom Lauren Barnes paint job, call it the Lu-te

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 11h

Nouhou and Cameroon draw 0-0 against Angola. DR Congo and Uganda both have a game to play and could pass Cameroon. if both teams win their remaining game, then Cameroon will be knocked out of the playoff spots.

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narn @mcnarnia.com · 12h

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mariners theme 1990's

YouTube video by Glen the Toolbox

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 13h

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 14h

I’m reliving the glory of last night’s M’s game through the stats, and while Toronto struck out 11 batters to Seattle’s 4, BJ pitchers threw 150 pitchers with only ~61% of them being strikes compared to 100 pitches for M’s pitchers who threw 72% of their pitches for strikes

Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 14h

Beyond that, Morris has in no small part helped create the goal in each of the last two games. There are elements of Morris’s game (speed, passing, defensive effort and execution, etc.,) that just make the Sounders better when he’s on the field than Musovski, even if he’s not scoring or assisting.

Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 14h

FWIW, since Morris returned his non-penalty xG+A is .93 per 90 minutes (pretty good!) and Musovski’s is .92 (also quite good). Moose has one goal in that time. I’m not sure the gap in their performance is that big. www.mlssoccer.com/news/inter-m...

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 1d

GOMS!

a man in a plaid shirt holds up his arm and says you 're doin ' terrific

ALT: a man in a plaid shirt holds up his arm and says you 're doin ' terrific

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 1d

Toronto Blue Jays hitters, immediately after describing their last at bat

a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a hay bale making a funny face .

ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a hay bale making a funny face .

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 1d

You know, it may actually have something to do with an illness contracted from such activities. A “harty flu” or “fluharty”

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry, “Fluharty” is not a name.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 1d

I just know this guys legs look like dental floss

A man in a white Blue Jays jersey hides unripe, medium-sized cantaloupes inside a flesh-colored shirt to look like he has comically large biceps

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Playoffs Eschewer @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 1d

so was he kicked out for wearing a tshirt with a butt plug on it or did he leave in shame because Raleigh hit a game-tying HR 0.2 secs after this pic was taken

Baseball Highlights @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 1d

….is that

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 1d

I couldn’t possibly love him more than I do

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d

lol the camera cuts to Cal in the dugout and the mic picks him up saying "see it, hit it - that's all you gotta do"

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 1d

We rightfully focus so much on how big Cal’s ass is, but as a result we don’t honor the heft of Julio’s hauler nearly enough

Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 1d

Cal Me By Your Name