Tim Ford (Tomb Fart 🎃)
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Writer. Journo. Mini Painter. Politico. Learner. And a gamer. As seen in CBC, the Tyee, Reactor Magazine (TOR.com), Polygon, and many other places. Based in lək̓ʷəŋən territory (Victoria, BC, Canada).
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Oh, I wouldn't recommend it.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
He said they DON'T like the car, Aidan
It's a small bright spot in the universe that Alan Ritchson denies the Reacher space to the MAGA crowd, who so badly wish he was their Ubermensch daddy.
every time someone discovers the joys of What If A Man Was Large: The Show it brings me great pleasure
literally one episode in and this dumb fucken show rules
I thought Strong 3: Kelowna Drift with the whole Ostrich thing was a bit far-fetched for the franchise
The truth is, we should be making so much of what the North American right-wing stands for incompatible with Canada itself, and that means enshrining that into our Constitution.

Difficult. Not impossible. And urgently needs to happen.
"Canadian values" have never been clearly defined. A govt of courage should, including:
- right to a livable planet
- science/scientific method as key policy philosophy
- bodily autonomy where it does not conflict with scientifically provable harm (no anti-vaxxers, yes abortion/trans rights)
There's a growing belief that "too many" newcomers don't adopt "Canadian values."

But Canadians are still net-positive when asked about the impact of immigration on their community.
Making China look like this heroic noble global leader has to be one of the most bizarre achievements of the Trump era.
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THE WALKING DEAD VIEWERSHIP PEAKED IN SEASON 5
WHO IS THIS EVEN FOR
Old man yelling at Michonne, Ruthless Survivor (3/White/Green)
THE WALKING DEAD VIEWERSHIP PEAKED IN SEASON 5
WHO IS THIS EVEN FOR
Old man yelling at Michonne, Ruthless Survivor (3/White/Green)
I definitely feel old man yelling at clouds, but also BACK IN MAH DAY MTG had a fantastic internal lore, continuing story, and sets crafted around exploring those things, not gimmicks and hokey cash-ins on pre-built fandoms.
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We are live! Welcome to Design Room, a new independent games media site.

• We specialize in oral histories like the Final Fantasy 7 and Street Fighter 2 ones I (@mattleone.bsky.social) did at Polygon
• Our first big story is on Shadow of the Colossus: bit.ly/4hjwz8n
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It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet shows Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, which is often used to show the tweeter is expressing a brave opinion. HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "MINIMUM WAGE JOBS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE A CAREER. Why does no one understand this? Entry level jobs are STEPPING STONES to better jobs. No one wants to work towards that though." HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. Trust me." The tweet shows a box of "Gorilla Grip" gloves. The label on Gorilla Grip gloves show they're made in China.
The cut scene where they show Donnie actually wasn't crushed but instead impaled like Jesus was a wise cut.
Shoulda got the Queen of Canada to sign off
I had a dream that a street gang attacked another by throwing a live cheetah, and somehow, it worked.

The best part was other members were only mad at cheetah thrower because they were supposed to be making peace.

Like The Warriors, but instead of "they shot Cyrus" it's "they threw the Cheetah."
I don't know how. What do I add to my d20
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
A sample of items at the National Toy Museum of Canada, re-opened in Vic at Cherry Bomb Toys:
- Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek pitch doc
- the first Yellow Castle from LEGO knights, with box
- maybe every Batman: Animated Series figure
- a Sesame Street school bus display

#yyj
#VictoriaBC
#Canada
SUFFER FOOLS

(I do love and miss my PNW neighbours in Port Angeles, Port Townsend and Seattle, sorry but your country is unhinged)
The last of my garden tomatoes! Let's see if we can't get the stubborn holdouts looking a bit more red, shall we?
A small amount of tomatoes, most grape size, and a few a bit bigger, about two-thirds are ripe and the rest are green.