TiePig
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They/Them | Queer | 35 | London Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick 18+ account (at least in theory)
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Took a genuinely nice photo of us \0/
Me and Chris playing minigolf in Maspalomas
tiepig.bsky.social
The stuff for my Halloween outfit has started to arrive \0/

Also my new drawing board, because I'm a proper fancy artist with equipment now
A stardrop plushie and several Stardew Valley pins
tiepig.bsky.social
Clara Oswald and the Impossible Girl plotline was worse than anything Chibnall did.

People who say Tennant was their favourite Doctor don't actually like Doctor Who, they just like David Tennant.

Martha > Rose. Rose's best quality was her mother (and the fact that Billie Piper is amazing).
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Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.
tiepig.bsky.social
We spent two hours just building our characters together and it was so much more fun than anything D&D can do.
tiepig.bsky.social
👏I👏FUCKING👏LOVE👏DAGGERHEART👏

It's just objectively a million times better than D&D
tiepig.bsky.social
Did we not all just assume this when they both announced they were queer and kept calling each other soulmates a few years back? >.>
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🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.
tiepig.bsky.social
Traditionally you roshambo over the bottoms back to decide turn order. Alternatively, roll for initiative.
tiepig.bsky.social
First test of my new colours, and my character for the 'A Familiar Problem' ttrpg.

Forever the 'Raven', summoned by a little emo boy wizard who wanted a really cool goth bird, but keeps accidentally summoning an extremely flamboyant macaw.
tiepig.bsky.social
Sorted!

Don't look too closely at the names of the colours. >.>
tiepig.bsky.social
These pens cost about 30p each and are so much better in quality than the ones I got from Hobbycraft, that cost about £2 each. >.>
tiepig.bsky.social
PENS! THOUSANDS OF THEM!

And they're not in any kind of order >.>
tiepig.bsky.social
Now get this picture printed on a t-shirt, and have someone draw you wearing it.
tiepig.bsky.social
Been invited to a TTRPG game in which one of the spells is 'Summon Hole', and I'm devastated to report that it's with a group of people that simply will not find that as funny as I do.

Doubly frustrating as one of the other people playing is someone I'm very much trying to cast 'Summon Hole' on >.>
tiepig.bsky.social
I spent so long rejecting the idea of cursed dice. Then I did a roll test on my favourite D20 and it actually was heavily weighted in favour of low rolls. >.>
tiepig.bsky.social
Starting to get the hang of alcohol markers. Still extremely unclear on how the hell I blend them though. >.>
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Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
tiepig.bsky.social
I'm going to run for Prime Minister, on the singular issue of 'ban leaf blowers', and I'm going to win by a fucking landslide ISTG
tiepig.bsky.social
The Eleventh Doctor is so real.
tiepig.bsky.social
I'm tired of this, Grandpa!
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
tiepig.bsky.social
A summary of Thousand Year Blood War

Quincies: Ha! We tricked you!
Reapers: No it was actually us that tricked you!
Q: That's exactly what we wanted you to think, but we are the ones doing the tricking!
R: Oh no no, coz we have this secret and very tricky weapon!
Q: Nuh-uh-uh!
R: Yuh-huh!
And so on
tiepig.bsky.social
NGL I'm starting to get half decent at this.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?