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Silver the Hedgehog

@thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social

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"𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥! 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣!" Saviour from the future! #SonicRP, #MVRP --> PENNED BY JOKERUSSY LOVER ❤

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Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 13d

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

[His prophecy completed, the hedgehog, zips off]

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

[Whispering]

In the future, your desire to carry a child intensifies to the extent that you mistake someone saying they'll "shoot you" for "backshots" and-

You drop your pants, get in whatever position humans do to mate, and the attacker shoots you in your tender spot, and-

You bleed out and die.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, sure, lil' buddy! I sure hope this isn't a ploy to infest me with your alien eggs!

[ He's really hoping for that...

But, he bends at the waist, leaning down far enough for the "squirrel" to reach ]

What's up?

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

[Leaning up to whisper in the other's ear-

Which proves very difficult seeing as he's only 3 feet tall.

Defeated sigh, beckoning with his hands.]

Down here, please.

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

((I hope yk that I'm about to touch you

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

((Brain so rotted, I almost said three apples tall..

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

[Leaning up to whisper in the other's ear-

Which proves very difficult seeing as he's only 3 feet tall.

Defeated sigh, beckoning with his hands.]

Down here, please.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3d

...Oh!

[ Furrowed brows, feeling mildly offended, his tongue drew over his front teeth as if to assess them. ]

Woaahh really?! You saw my future??!
Am I cute in the future?

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, me too!! They're so adorable! With their little buck teeth.

Buck teeth like yours, by the way.

Ahem, anyway. I am from the future. I have seen your future. And, so, I must warn you.

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, me too!! They're so adorable! With their little buck teeth.

Buck teeth like yours, by the way.

Ahem, anyway. I am from the future. I have seen your future. And, so, I must warn you.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3d

Sure, I love squirrels by the way.

So what's up, lil' guy??

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

No. I simply wanted your attention so I could tell you something important.

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

x.com/TurboJehtt/s...

Meme in question

Jehtt on X: "(feat. @TopSpinTheFuzzy) https://t.co/eULhtAtdn3" / X

(feat. @TopSpinTheFuzzy) https://t.co/eULhtAtdn3

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

((I'm going to use a meme Kas fed me on Pyro rn

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𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 @sinnersmustdie.bsky.social · 3d

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

No. I simply wanted your attention so I could tell you something important.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3d

Are you an alien here to fertilize my womb?

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

Hey.

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—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3d

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 3d

Hey.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3d

Next time we have aliens can it please be the impregnating kind?

I really wanna experience the joys of motherhood..

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 4d

Have faith, friend. The taller they are, the more it hurts when they fall.

𝖦𝖠𝖡𝖤 — New 📌 @notspiderohara.bsky.social · 4d

Tsk, everyone's taller than him.

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 5d

I WILL BLOW YOU UP WITH MY MIND!!

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 5d

I MEANT YOU CAN SPEAK, LIKE A PERSON—

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 5d

You-

You fugly human trash-!!

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𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄, @the-vindicator.bsky.social · 5d

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 5d

I like Steve better.

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 5d

DISCRIMINATION??

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 5d

You-

You fugly human trash-!!

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 5d

Sure, but that’s not a regular hedgehog?? Better safe than sorry, right?—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 6d

You do know that most diseases can't travel from animal to human and vice versa, right?

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 6d

Ah, you reject Silver? You push him away?

Jail for human boy! Jail for a million years!

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 6d

[Trying to push him off—]

You’ll get me SICK

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 6d

[Too late. Tiny hands around Tim's legs.]

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 6d

[Too late. Tiny hands around Tim's legs.]

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 6d

[Backing up, panicked eyes]

Nono— no spleen! STAY.

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, human boy. You do know kindness...

[Walking forward to hug him.]

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, human boy. You do know kindness...

[Walking forward to hug him.]

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 6d

[Tossing a box of tissues]

“Stay over there…..”

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 6d

"ACHHHOOOO-!!"

He's got a cold.

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 6d

"ACHHHOOOO-!!"

He's got a cold.

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—— 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍₊˚⊹☆ @cat-eyed.bsky.social · 7d

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 6d

((I need to be...more active here...

Silver the Hedgehog @thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social · 8d

((Everytime I wanna log in with the pc I gotta be like...

What was the user again-?

thepsychotichedgehog?