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—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3d

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—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3h

"Arrest you—?! That's hilarious!!"

Abrupt laughter from beneath his mask, animated in the way he leaned forward & slapped a knee.

"No. Gosh, you're funny. Arresting people is for cops and I hate those guys. No."

"I'll have to kill you, actually."

Felicia Hardy @flisshardy.bsky.social · 3h

Letting her eyes roll down and back up, slowly.

Judgingly.

"Or else what? You'd arrest me with your Ali Express cuffs?"

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3h

Oh..

So you hate the poor? That's a dick move, lady. You're lucky being a dick isn't technically a crime.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3h

Oh..

So you hate the poor? That's a dick move, lady. You're lucky being a dick isn't technically a crime.

Felicia Hardy @flisshardy.bsky.social · 1d

A poor person. Someone in poverty.

A povo.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

A povo?! Where?!

....

What's a povo

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3h

Why would I want to be on a keychain? That's not even practical. Then you set your purse down and sit on it or drop it.

That is just not fun. And then I have to go with you places??? That'd be like doing errands all the time. That sounds horrible.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⁺ ◟◜ ♛. @gatareigns.bsky.social · 13h

like . . i'd keep you on my keychain on my purse energy.

almost like the energy of a golden retriever.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Well that's weird to say.

How do I give them energy, they're a toy. Duh.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Well that's weird to say.

How do I give them energy, they're a toy. Duh.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⁺ ◟◜ ♛. @gatareigns.bsky.social · 1d

y'know, ya give labubu energy.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

What's a Labubu, I want one.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

A povo?! Where?!

....

What's a povo

Felicia Hardy @flisshardy.bsky.social · 1d

Eww, a povo.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Aw, well. You know what? I would but I'm like really broke right now.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

// when most of my clients are gone and everyone is tired of group activities we watch nature docs and do coloring pages

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

// we're gonna discuss them and watch a documentary during or "wind-down" time

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

// i

Yes. Yes you can

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

// A client asked me if we could learn about manta rays...

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck— I knew babies were super shady.. but blind boxes?? But I got these really cool Mario ones..

And...

I still really wanna experience motherhood, though. I met Superman last night, right? I might have a shot.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Aw, well. You know what? I would but I'm like really broke right now.

Felicia Hardy @flisshardy.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly. You can’t.

BUY THE LABUBU!

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

You're so right, pretty woman who I never met before. How could I ever say no to you.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

You're so right, pretty woman who I never met before. How could I ever say no to you.

Felicia Hardy @flisshardy.bsky.social · 1d

You should treat YO SELF!

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

What's a Labubu, I want one.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Nunchucks?? I fucking LOVE those things.

Okay, but how good are they? Like lop your head off type good? Strangulation into decapitation good?

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

What? No way, man. That's total bullshit. Everyone knows babies are the ACTUAL spies.

Getting planted into the bodies of unsuspecting family, you bring them into your home when they're literal strangers?

Makes you think, huh.

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—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

What's a Labubu, I want one.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Fuuuck! That would have been pivotal bonding time!

This is the WORST realization!

SECOND worst, actually. The first was when they replaced Aunt Viv on The Fresh Prince and acted like nothing happened! Fuck you, Will Smith.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, are you saying I was having homoerotic encounters in the boys locker room all along???

Darn it..! Fuck! I fucked it up being so oblivious! I didn't even get to participate more! Now they must think I'm a total asshole! Shit! I need to give them a call.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, they were telling me I needed probiotics? Aww. What a great group of guys

I totally makes me see them giving me purple nurples in the boy's locker room in a whole new perspective.

I think they're perkier now.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Zesty is what they called me in high school.

I think it was Greek.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 1d

Look, my dad came back.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 2d

I think you made that up because maybe YOU like hot fudge and salami so now you're projecting.

What? Do you think I'm crazy or something?

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 2d

Oh you. You infuriate me.

YOU said you were eyeing hot fudge to eat on a salami sandwich???

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 2d

Well pfft. Yeah.

Who eats Salami with hot fudge? What a weirdo.

Anyone hear this guy?

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 2d

Well pfft. Yeah.

Who eats Salami with hot fudge? What a weirdo.

Anyone hear this guy?

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, the salami is NOT the weird part here and you know it. Salami WITH hot fudge is.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 2d

Salami sandwiches are like one of my favorite kinds, it's a really good deli meat.

How is that unbelievable? Okay, I know I'm white but sorry not everyone likes bologna, okay? Sue me!

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 2d

Umm is it going in my mouth and being chewed up??

Pretty sure I'm eating it right! Psh. Aren't you supposed to be the smart Robin??? Talk about the bar being low

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not Dick, I’m not jealous of the cereal— you’re just eating it WRONG.

….

..

No, that makes sense.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 2d

Says the guy watching me make cereal because he's jealous he's not eating Fruity Pebbles like I am.

Boom. Score for Vigilante.

And Nightwing's my favorite Robin because I support the lesbians!

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 2d

Nightwing's bisexual???

Well FUCK.

Way to ruin everything, pal.

—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 2d

Aww a chicken