新膣エヴァンゲリオン
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Internationally recognised bad opinion haver. Rhythm game obsessive, software dev imbecile, cosplay doer. The Japanese reads neovagina evangelion.
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are you really??? are you really gonna revoke my steam key for _purchasing_ this game if I don't market a patreon the way you want? I feel like that's probably not enforceable!!
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staring blankly at this wild fucking eula for a steam demo
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With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.
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things getting a little tight on food & essentials, so throwing up the link again.

managed to get somewhere stable & most of my property replaced (ty to all help <3); currently just holding out on passport processing, and I'm finally out of this place...

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When I said we weren't here to be disappointed in Labour but to replace them. I meant it.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
Poll showing labour and greens neck and neck.
David Cage [allegedly] announces competitive molesting simulator
Quantic Dream announces they are developing a competitive multiplayer game

Star Wars: Eclipse development still continues

blog.quanticdream.com/writing-a-ne...
For over 28 years, Quantic Dream has been pushing the boundaries of interactive storytelling. With award-winning titles like Heavy Rain, Beyond: Two Souls, and Detroit: Become Human, more than 25 million players worldwide have shared the journeys of Ethan Mars, Jodie Holmes, Kara, Markus and Connor, with us.
 
Since 2018, we have entered a new phase of growth and innovation. We doubled the size of the team, bringing together talents from all over the world united by the same passion for creativity. We opened a new studio in Montreal, moved into new headquarters in Paris, built the next generation of our proprietary technology, and became our own publisher.
 
After years as a single-project studio, we also decided to take a new step. Multiple teams are  fully dedicated to crafting the next generation of great games, including something very different, a competitive multiplayer experience, born from the same spirit of curiosity and creativity that has always defined us.
 
This new title may surprise our fans as it is very different from what we have done so far. But taking risks, challenging ourselves, exploring new ways of playing and telling stories, and attempting what seems impossible, has always been part of our DNA.
 
We also know how demanding it is to create something new. Earning the trust of players, standing out in such a competitive space, and introducing fresh concepts is incredibly challenging. And since we have no legacy in this genre, we know we have everything to prove — which is why your support and feedback will be essential. Together, we believe we can create something truly unique.
 
Of course, development of Star Wars: Eclipse continues, and we are eager to share more with you in the future.
 
I want to take this opportunity to thank all our fans around the world for playing our games year after year, for their kind words whenever we meet, for their patience and encouragement.
WSL is an interesting point because I think it's actually been a tactical move go *keep* people on windows. "No need to move to Linux, you can run it all here!"
Yes but they are custom builds scrapped together, an OEM version without bloatwate is a different kettle of fish from corporate perspective
It makes zero sense considering their "everything is an Xbox push" but i can only imagine it's because it's Linux specifically, and that's competition to the core product of windows. Xbox probably want to and have been told not to by corp
Obviously I've been saying this from day one but Microsoft making a handheld is such an obvious fools errand. Valve had to make theirs run Linux to get it to Work Correctly and every competitor has struggled with having Windows on theirs. Microsoft were never gonna get it right
Microsoft are so insane man. Why does their handheld have copilot and bing installed. Why is the office shim there. I mean I know why and it's because Microsoft ship these with every version of windows, even embedded, but christ
LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games
a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive
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LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games
a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive
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This is unrelated and yet it feels related: I've bought a trackball mouse
See I thought this and then I got into raiding and there is literally nothing else in video games like high-end raiding. *That's* the special sauce of MMOs. There's a reason every multiplayer game uses MMO party comp now
from da blog: the saddest truth; that no mmo is good

www.joewintergreen.com/no-mmo-is-go...
Yeah lol I only ever use it when I'm doing exactly what you're doing and can't be bothered generating a class for the JSON to be parsed into
bro be so fuckin for real right now the only reason tpc spend so little on their games is because they know fans will buy them no matter how shitty they look and run
Wonder what Möbius are working on. Between both Team Cherry and Toby Fox following up their lauded debut games with superior sequels they have a lot to live up fo
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after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody: www.patreon.com/posts/fool-t...
FOOL TIME, Part 1 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
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whole thing is a really good read; i screamed out loud when i read this part