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kayfabe jones

@theliesofbryan.bsky.social

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Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 3h

tbh. steve the kitten is a great name

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 3h

and if we're lucky. maybe a lil' smooch

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 4h

oh mickey, mickey, mickey

we know you mean well

but you can't make an appeal to decency. to a fundamentally indecent man

#wrestlesky 🤼

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 5h

for added period authenticity. a limited theatrical release will perform dismally

then I'll make its money back on home video

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 5h

knew you needed a cuddle before you did

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Moni 💫🇵🇸 @venusleo.bsky.social · 9h

they’re going to beat some ass 🤠

#wrestlingart // 🤼🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

cartoonish drawing of speedball, willow, and kevin skipping and holding hands. above them in yellow is the phrase “jetspeed babes!” with a star at the end of the exclamation point

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 8h

extract from interview, explaining chris candido's actual cause of death. according to his brother, he was incorrectly prescribed a sleep aid after surgery. this slowed his breathing, causing his lungs to fill with fluid. this was verified during chris's autopsy

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 8h

apparently not, according to the family

the blood clot was widely reported at the time. but his brother has said those reports were wrong

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 8h

nice hat 😘✌️

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 8h

tbh. candido's family have said he didn't die from a blood clot

his actual cause of death was acute pneumonia brought on by surgery

still. hope ibushi has a safe journey 🤼

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 9h

can't speak for the lads

but the girlies (gn) and enbies say hell no

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Jennifer McMahon: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the girl who gets kidnapped by fairies
Arthur Conan Doyle: ah yes yes yes
Doyle: as the resident expert on fairies and fairy behavior
Doyle: i can say that's pretty standard fairy behavior