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thekatriarch.bsky.social
kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
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reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch ๐Ÿ–– | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear ๐Ÿปโ€โ„ | adoptee | etc | she/her
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 1m
Oh no I'm so sorry ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 3h
thirding the jar tongs and lid lifter!
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 3h
what I really want is a rack small enough to fit in my regular stockpot because I'm usually only canning 2 or 3 jars so the big full size pot just feels unnecessary (and wastes water)
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 3h
I had one I got as a gift that had its own heating element and you plugged it in and it sucked, something went wrong with it somewhere and it would just never boil, the one I have now is just a big pot that goes on the stove and it's much better
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 3h
Also the bunny has little cataracts ๐Ÿฅบ
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 3h
Anyway now I deserve pizza
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 3h
Less good news on the way home I wasn't even speeding but the person in front of me came to a dead stop so abruptly that I was sure I was going to tap their bumper, but miraculously the brakes stopped me within INCHES
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 3h
Good news at the vet: we don't have to go back for six weeks, back on our usual schedule! Yay!
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 3h
Omg I hope you like it!
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 5h
Yay merlin, I knew you could do it!
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 7h
OK I gotta log off for a while and do literally anything else, but will probably be back when I'm bored waiting at the vet (I'm excited to tell them how much better she's doing!)
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 7h
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting: I like Caspar Babypants's Beatles covers more than I like the actual Beatles
ilikemints.bsky.social the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social ยท 8h
this is how people without regular contact with small children find out the guy from presidents of the united states of america has a thriving career as a children's musician. his stuff is really good
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 7h
They're not that much younger, they've had to have heard peaches at least
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 7h
I play Caspar babypants all the time at storytime but I did not know this!!!

I wonder if this will mean anything to my younger coworkers when I tell them
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 7h
What I'm used to is it being really hard to fall asleep but then sleeping deeply once I do, this restless sleep is horrible and I hate it
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 7h
I've been doing my gentle stretches and meditation and all that shit and I take my meds and I've even been forgoing my edible bc one of my psychiatrists told me that it can actually make sleep worse even if it makes you feel sleepy
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 7h
I am so so tired, I have been sleeping terribly for like a week, I'll get 8ish hours but it feels like nothing
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 9h
I called them (on the PHONE!) and they said they'll take them! :D
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 9h
Maybe the food bank will want them
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 9h
Plus I need her to take care of the huge bunch of cilantro that was ALSO in the farm box and she really only nibbles at veggies these days
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 9h
Seriously the collards are like two feet long

Gracie doesn't like collards and spinach is not rabbit-safe, so that's not an option either
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 9h
Back simply to wail that my farm box today consists of a GIANT thing of collard greens, a bag of spinach, and fucking bok choy, how am I supposed to eat this many greens in the two days before they start turning slimy in my fridge
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 11h
I can't sit here watching people slander perfectly good pasta shapes all day, not with how badly I've been sleeping, have a great day I'll see you later
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 22h
It smells like rabbit pee in here even though I cleaned the bunny box ๐Ÿ˜ซ unfair
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kate (spooky) ๐Ÿฆ‡ @thekatriarch.bsky.social ยท 23h
KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS
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