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jen
@thejenlife.bsky.social
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cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler. feral club rat turned runner. always hungry. this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
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Whenever I open this app to see what new crazy thing happened
I hope he’s doing ok. RIP your wallet
In addition to the wave of weddings and babies, apparently, this is the age where friends who have been married for a while start opening up their marriages??
lol we were totally sober but we were going to the bar around the corner while we wait for a slot to open up (and for nerves). that idea was immediately shot down by the artist
I thought you weren’t allowed to get a tattoo while drunk because it messes with the quality of the tattoo itself. I swear I remember being told this by a tattoo shop in SF.
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really did not expect to hearing about nazis all the time in 2025

was just not something i considered tbh
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i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
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What a strange and wonderful time for me
I have a random obsession with cheese curds right now and it’s getting to a point where I’m having them multiple times a week and trying to see who is down to go to random breweries so I can get my hands on some cheese curds.
ok but what ultraprocessed food are we getting into tonight—i’m thinking cheese curds
He’s a quant. He’s not going to murder me
I’m actually so sore from playing doubles beach volleyball it’s not even funny
I would be worse if I didn’t have dogs
I know my guardian angel is tired of me
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
Unfortunately, I have been told this yes
Girl, this whole situation seems like a disaster bc it’s a timeline I’ve already lived lmao
I probably shouldn’t go to Vegas with someone who I met less than 24 hours ago, right?
Happy Diwali! Let light triumph over darkness and good over evil
Is this a sign? This feels like a sign.
How did I find another fucking applied math major out in the wild what is happening
I went to a Diwali party last night and ate my weight in gulab jamun.
I have doubles beach volleyball in 45 minutes and I am regretting agreeing to this.
lmao oh to watch scandal for the first time again. And all of those soliloquies by Eli Pope