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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
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32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992 MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI! All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age Age in Bio, or I block READ PIN
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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?

This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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#VividShadows Day 30: Satyr

A TV historian makes her last broadcast.
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I just woke up to tips towards my phone, helping with afterpay and a few dms that were just checking on me 😭😭😭
I don't even know what to say. Thank you so much. Just thank you and I'll respond accordingly in a few hrs when I wake up fully
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Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.
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lil syllia doodle for @huffslove.bsky.social !
might do somthn else with her in tha futures :3
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
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Let’s take a short pause to speak about the war in Sudan. 💔🇸🇩

The reason the world stays silent is simple.

➡️ The UAE is driving this war, funding, arming, and enabling the atrocities.

And since everyone wants to do business with the UAE first, they choose silence. 💰🤐

#Sudan #HumanRights
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The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. It’s astoundingly anti-Christ.
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pulling some werewolf-y stuff out of the archives to post for halloween week - here's one I did a few years ago for Kotep
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Eshe posing for you before her next race.
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I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD

Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"

She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish Calls on Billionaires to Support People in Need: 'No Hate, But Give Your Money Away'
Billie Eilish donates $11.5 million from 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' tour to charity and calls on billionaires to support people in need during hard times.
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My birthday is in 3 days and I want to take birthday content for you 😔
But i can't without a new phone with a working camera. Sigh
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I don't remember whose OC this is but I still like this old commission
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Absolute Batman breaking a white supremacist's arm in the latest comic 🦇
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Hey... the power company just cut my electricity and my family has to pay a $400 bill to reinstate it. Any help with commisions, donations or kofi requests is welcomed.
OPEN FOR COMMS! 5 SLOTS AVAILABLE!
GOING BACK TO 2021 PRICES!
DM me on Discord for more info! [@PulpDirector]
Please Read the Rules!
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In 2 days, Donald Trump will cut off SNAP benefits for more than 3 million New Yorkers. Not because the USDA doesn't have the money, but because he thinks starving people helps him politically.

@reprileyny.bsky.social and I led a letter demanding that Trump reverse course and fund SNAP now.
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Your daily reminder that Trump absolutely can fund SNAP through contingency funds.

He absolutely can prevent 42 million Americans — including 20 million children — from going hungry next month.

He is choosing not to. Don’t let him lie his way out of this.
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Ladies, make the video.

Your belly should be celebrated and worshipped.

Your belly looks hot af.

Here's your proof 😘😈

🌿 this video will only be up TODAY, unless satisfactory tips show up 🌿
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here's today's post: "King Fuckface the First finally gets his crown" — and, as always, We the People get jack shit.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
King Fuckface the First finally gets his crown
and, as always, We the People get jack shit
bit.ly
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Well now, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.