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A.J. Gochenaur

A.J. Gochenaur

@thegoche.bsky.social

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Mutuals gimme a holler if you come through Louisville. Community, solidarity, Everton, Vanderbilt, Racing Louisville, casting down the mighty from their thrones, lifting up the lowly, posting dumb bullshit online

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A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 1h

Meme from Alex Blechman's "don't create the Torment Nexus" tweet:

Matthew, Mark, John from Revelation: In my book I invented the pseudokhristos as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the pseudokhristos from classic Bible prophesy "Don't trust the pseudokhristos."

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 10h

"Hey man, I didn't know either. I just knew whatever I said, it would be right."

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 10h

We've spoken to Freddie, not spoken to Klein, it's time to talk to the real star of this game [walks past Ohtani to the home plate umpire]:

"What was it like, every pitch, having the whole baseball world in the palm of your hand, with no idea what you were going to call?"

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 10h

Oh man. And he's not got baseball politics!?!
Shit, I love this dude I just heard of an hour ago.

Roey Hadar @roey.bsky.social · 10h

Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 10h

Ugh. Eff the Dodgers. But always love Freddie, and Will Klein win is very cool.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 10h

Man, I want the Dodgers to lose so bad, but holy hell, Will Klein, that's so dang fun to watch.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 10h

Instead of having the umpire announce the review results, they should do it with a big screen graphic like in cricket.

a sign that says paytm not out in green letters

Alt: Big screen at a cricket match revealing a review decision of Not Out.

media.tenor.com

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 10h

Man, props to all the Blue Jays fans who have been having to watch John Schneider mash all the buttons on his managin' controller every game.

It sucks having to stress through an extra innings World Series game with a lineup of Vlad Jr and 8 pinch runners.

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 12h

The Blue Jays have a secret weapon here as the Dodgers will run out of cash when Ohtani’s deferred money kicks in within another inning or two

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 15h

Fire this particular home plate umpire on a rocket into the sun.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 22h

"This guy is either going to play the banjo at me or shoot me for fun," thinks the fox.
"Please, fox god—please, let this one shoot me. I can't listen to another slowly picked out attempt at one half of Dueling Banjos."

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 1d

You probably aren't getting enough General Tso's in your diet.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 1d

LOL. I guess I'm much more concerned about whether my center backs are capable turning their bodies than which foot they prefer.

But if all my options are only able to face perpendicular to the end line, left-footed LCB & right-footed RCB are my biggest needs after able to run backwards quickly

John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 1d

This is a cool little interactive but it's just ... not true?

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 1d

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 1d

Dear colleges without a football coach, I know there's a lot of competition driving prices up, and cash may be tight right now.

I'm available for just $250k salary w/$1 million buyout.

Football is my 7th favorite sport, I watch ~1.7 games/wk, but I do manage the clock better than James Franklin.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 1d

Spurs have finally found Pickford's biggest weakness: he's actually pretty ineffective once you shove him out of the way.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 1d

That's a foul. He just shoved the keeper out of the way. What the hell?

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 2d

Once again begging the Sunday morning shows to give the appropriate response to this level of discourse:
"Go fuck yourself."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit, I think he did catch it, but definitely short. About as close as it could have been while still definitely being short.

Zoller is a stud though. Impressive job

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 2d

Run the clock! Another clown call. Clearly tackled in play

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 2d

Iffy? Like iffy closes his eyes he won't see the runner down entirely still on the ground with the ball in his hands.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 2d

I'm assuming this will be overturned, but are your fucking kidding me with this call in the field?
Fuck off, you clown-ass refs.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 2d

Camera work is driving me nuts. Zoom out. I would like to see more than 3 yards ahead of the ball please.

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 2d

Come on. CJ was breaking on the ball. If he hadn't tripped over the receiver's legs it's at least a deflection if not a pick. No chance that ball gets to the WR.

That's not DPI

A.J. Gochenaur @thegoche.bsky.social · 2d

The pancake by Tristan Brown was huge to get MK out of the backfield, but what a friggin block by Junior Sherrill block the boundary CB back into the way of the safety.

Massive.