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Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · Jun 19

I made a key lime pie from scratch with homemade piped whipped cream and candied key limes. Took about 50 key limes to get 1 cup of juice! The crust is a pretzel/graham cracker hybrid.

key lime pie in a white staub pie dish on a marble counter with tile backsplash

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Former Pingu Child Actor @heresy.bsky.social · 23h

Even We Rate Dogs is writing anti-ICE screeds after they killed a dog for no reason entering someone's house to look for Anne Frank.

Rest In Power, Chop.

RIP Chop, fuck ICE
We Rate Dogs O
This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by
ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of
the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away
in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers. According to the family,
it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border
Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of
the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled
to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid
from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find
any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop 14/10
CBP Office of Professional Responsibility.
202-344-1808
Jointlntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector.
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/.„/el-paso-family-claims-border.„

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 4h

def the former (head-back cackle) but she waited until I walked away (obviously 🙄) so she was to my backside.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a ice cold takes account that would greatly benefit from this 😂

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

there is always this lady who gets on the elevator before letting anyone off. I finally said something to her “people get off before you get on” since there was someone with luggage attempting to squeeze by, and she yelled “WITCH!!!” at me and I have never laughed harder in my life.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

always debatable.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

good news for people who care about their lawn/gardens, and golfers! I (unintentionally) ran over a groundhog this morning. you’re welcome!

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

they should probably keep their goaltender in, in case it helps? haaaaaahaaaa

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

yes

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

can we hold on for three more minutes?

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

ah yeah there are the Flyers

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

washed

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

get out of the net Sanheim!!!!

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

COOOOOOTERRRRR

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

FACT

🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 1d

Opinion: Philadelphia sports teams shouldn’t play Sweet Caroline at games. GTFOH with that. That’s Boston’s schtick

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

Fact.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 1d

I won’t be fooled by an early lead

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 2d

it was SO BAD, not even close

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 2d

Dependencies not fully patched 🔴

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 2d

Harrison Butker should really get back to the kitchen.

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 3d

justice for Beanie Baby, who was downgraded to practice squad. the only reason I liked the Steelers 😩

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Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 3d

Pritzker should be held responsible for the police nominally under his control; that being said, this is going to be a problem for every politician you try to sell us on as a savior. Because everyone of them, and many of their supporters, refuses to actually confront what the police are doing.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 5d

Troopers with batons aggressively shoving crowd back.

Just saw two demonstrators arrested.

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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 3d

Experience Flyers Hockey

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colin // bdogz @bdogz.xyz · 3d

Welp, at least we're mad together.

flyers fan are mad with me

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 3d

it feels like two weeks

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 3d

jk alive and well

Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 3d

THE CURSE IS BROKEN!!!!