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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️ Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer “𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!” IG/SC: thederekdoll http://thederekdoll.com

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 18d

Tested out my new Fade King clippers and The Beard Club straight razor this morning — How’d I do?! 💈💇🏾‍♂️🫣

#fnf #fdf #fvf #fcf #facecard

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

Morehouse? Band?!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 8h

These days if you fart around the right person, you may end up married. Nighas is FREAKS! 😭

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 9h

Today I rescind every unconscious agreement I’ve made that no longer serves me — the ones rooted in fear, lack, or survival. I release them all and reclaim my energy, my peace, and my power. I don’t give a damn who they were with — myself included. Consider it VOID. Amen & Asé. ✨🙏🏿 ✨

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 9h

I’m not judging you, I’m just assessing. From my evaluation of that skeet, I summize you enjoy snacking on crayons and ya dick big. There’s a monthly check for you somewhere! 😭🫠🤣

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 9h

St. Peter must’ve started back drinking on the job because this shit don’t make sense. I need to talk to Jesus about wtf going on up there because the list is NOT listing and the gates are not being kept!! 🧐

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 9h

My grandmother was an English teacher so she would have corrected this immediately… sound the letters out from beginning to end, and you’ll find the true sound of those words. 🤣

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 10h

So your brain just be braining like that? All by itself?!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 11h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 11h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 11h

Whatever edible you took was HITTIN! 🙂‍↕️

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 1d

I usually “go to bed” around 4/5am… that’s early right?! 🥴

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I guess if I go to bed early I will "get enough sleep" or whatever 🙄

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 12h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 12h

MOOD

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20h

Dear Grim Reaper, I have some notes

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 14h

HELLGOING!!

He already acknowledged he ain’t seeing heaven! From his mouth to God’s ears… I just don’t want him near my section when I come for the concerts!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 14h

I’m honestly still employed by the grace of God. Ain’t no way these ppl not sick of my shit by now! 😩

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 14h

When that man dies, the Hellgoing Celebrations will be LIT AF!!

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 16h

ME:

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 16h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 16h

Because…

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 16h

I complained about it being cold twice at work today before I remembered… the heat at my house works just fine! I ain’t finna keep repeating myself!!✌🏾🥴

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 19h

And I ain’t talking TAYLOR!!! 👏🏿

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 19h

I love when ppl find their “thing” but seeing grown people wearing diapers who are not octogenarians or medically incontinent is getting blocked over here. Something about it just feels pedophilic and I don’t understand it… so… Issa no.

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