The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
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Hug your mental health (and your soup).
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THEN: This world doesn't give a shit about me.

NOW: This world doesn't give a concept of a shit about me.
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I seem to have acquired an invisibility cloak, but it only works on my social media posts.
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LOL! Often unintentionally.
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It’s weird how elusive it is. I feel like a lot of people who’d be interested don’t even know it exists.
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Like, at the very least, watch the eight episodes in which Freddy is the featured antagonist.
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This series, which becomes unavailable for long periods and has never received a full home video release, disappeared from Tubi pretty quickly the first time around, so I strongly encourage anyone with any interest in Nightmare on Elm Street to check it out posthaste.
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Freddy's Nightmares is back on Tubi for all your Spooky Season needs.
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Since losing my mom, it feels like my life has been dominated by anticipating bad things happening and doing my best to enjoy myself between bad things happening but being unable to do so because I know bad things are going to happen.
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New comic! Wherein the guys post-game World Mental Health Day.
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“Why is your self-esteem so low?”

Because I’ve been sharing my creative output online since 2007.
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A new Lion King movie is reportedly in development, so Disney has the chance to do the funniest thing.
thecard.bsky.social
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game World Mental Health Day.
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Appreciate your heroes (and your soup).
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Maybe that's why they're throwing stuff.
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So angels are just throwing rocks at us?
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I could teach a masterclass in not really knowing what a masterclass is.
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“Can’t stop, won’t stop.”
- My intrusive thoughts
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"Can you beer me now?"
- The Verizon guy when times are tough
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It'd be pretty cool if Hugh Laurie got himself arrested just to generate a slew of "HOUSE ARREST" taglines.