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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · Aug 10
Is it piano or man or a monument
To our hubris our malice our sin
And it sits at the bar still stinking of tar
My god what the hell next will walk in
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4h
I usually go out with “make sure to smash that like button”
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 5h
They’re going to sell pieces of the rubble like the Berlin Wall
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 5h
I was wondering why every delivery estimate just snapped to friday at the earliest
tom.medsky.social Odd Thomas [redacted] DO 🪓 @tom.medsky.social · 5h
I talked to an amazon driver a few minutes ago and she was given the day off with pay because they rely on AWS for their delivery logistics. So there's one good thing about today. Bezos is eating shit for this.
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 5h
training to go into politics by loosening the gas connection to my stove a little bit every day
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 7h
i cannot believe that this shit in particular is still happening during the gov shutdown
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 10h
“dad, please, i just want to come home!”

“get in the kayak, shinji”
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 10h
shinji’s perspective can best be understood through the lens of “im at the most fucked up/psychosexual summer camp ever”
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 10h
Have you read “The Doomsday Machine” by Daniel Ellsberg?
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 10h
finally finished multi-homing our prod environment in both us-east-1a and us-east-1b. now, to take a big sip of coffee and check the news
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 1d
hamachi crudo is the purest, most delicious single-ingredient food there is, so why does every restaurant want to dump shit like salsa verde and beef chili on it
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 1d
where are your papers cotton eyed joe
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 1d
Is that per capita or overall?
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 2d
ask not for whom the milkshake ducks: the milkshake ducks for thee
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3d
why is it considered acceptable UX in windows-land for random apps to play their own custom bleep-bloop noises at any time while backgrounded
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3d
there are like, 3 inventions of modernity that no can argue about: antibiotics, running water, and vaccines, and somehow a gigantic movement has emerged that’s polarized against one of them
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3d
this is about that ai post isn’t it
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3d
3.5 stars is the sweet spot, all yelp-heads know this
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3d
rarely-seen photo of the last tivo employee:
Hiroo Onoda
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3d
“the devil’s advocate (1997)” dares to ask brave questions, unthinkable today, like what if there were lawyers who didn’t work for satan
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3d
well, son, the thing about heroes is that sometimes they get busted by bored cops who saw them peeing in an alley
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4d
six word horror story
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4d
It’s fucking insane that this is still going on in the middle of a gov shutdown
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4d
I cancelled my NYT sub when they refused to treat Scott Alexander as pseudonymous
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4d
Dog, but evil. Basically a Mirror Universe Mr Peanutbutter. Mr Beast tells everyone they’re related, Mr Peanutbutter says it’s just a coincidence that they have the same first name.
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4d
one of those kid’s pizza rolls that makes your eyes spin like a slot machine would fix me