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bisexual woman. annoying and loves to complain check out my elden ring writing @ teensith.wordpress.com im selling out btw http://ko-fi.com/teensith cis, she/her
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · May 24
finally got around to revising my shield of the guilty writeup #eldenring teensith.wordpress.com/2024/06/19/s...
Shield of the Guilty
Preface  Huge thanks to LastProtagonist, my good friend Syd, and Lokey for answering my Japanese language related questions and being willing to discuss it in-depth with me. This essay would n…
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 8h
A story in three parts
A story in the parts
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Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 4h
NEW: Seth Moulton becomes the first candidate in a Democratic primary for Senate to officially announce that he will return and henceforth reject donations from AIPAC
Seth for Massachusetts I am returning AIPAC donations and refusing to accept any donations or support from them. The FEC filing I made yesterday reflects that we are returning donations. Below is my statement explaining why: I'm cautiously optimistic that the recent breakthrough in Gaza will move us closer to ending the horrific violence in the region. A political resolution that allows Israelis and Palestinians to live side by side in peace is exactly the kind of framework I've been calling for from the beginning. I support Israel's right to exist, but l've also never been afraid to disagree openly with AIPAC when I believe they're wrong. In recent years, AIPAC has aligned itself too closely with Prime Minister Netanyahu's government. I'm a friend of Israel, but not of its current government, and AlPAC's mission today is to back that government. I don't support that direction. That's why l've decided to return the donations I've received and will not be accepting their support.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 3h
pritzker khan’s call to muster goes out across the midwestern steppe
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 4h
Today, I convened a group of former military generals and veterans to hear perspectives on deploying troops in American cities.

Their commitment is to our nation. That’s why they’re speaking out against what the President's doing as uncalled-for, unprecedented, and un-American.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 4h
you guys know how a defining trademark of right wing law making for the last 30 years has been to file countless lawsuits in state/fed courts that challenge basically every single civil gain of the last century while also suing the government every time it convicts them of an flagrantly illegal act
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 4h
I mean... as funny as it is, he's on video throwing the sandwich directly at a uniformed LEO. That kind of thing would get you arrested and charged under pretty much any administration.

I get why his attorneys are filing the motion, though. I just think it's not going to work.
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Zoe Tillman @zoetillman.bsky.social · 4h
The DC man charged for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent is seeking to have the case dismissed as a “vindictive” and “selective” prosecution.

On the historically hard-to-win defense strategy that's also surfaced in cases against James Comey and Kilmar Abrego Garcia:
buff.ly/3MslYpr
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Trash @trash69.bsky.social · 23h
not sure how he does it. it's a miracle that he exists and I think he knows that
hello truffle, black cat, green eyes, stupid feet in the stupid air, head empty lmao little idiot man
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Rawhide Kobayashi @rawhidekobe.bsky.social · 6h
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 5h
ya my jaw realigned
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Reyhan Harmanci @harmancipants.bsky.social · 12h
We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
quotes from cybertruck owners
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hallobean 🎃 @galitzined.rwrb.social · 1d
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ghoulevere @lizard-homunculus.bsky.social · 11h
controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes, courtesy of tumblr user ultradracula
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bree goose 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 1d
i have the original video saved and i watch it whenever im feeling my worst. something about it is just so grounding. he’s just there in that moment and you can be there with him. also makes me crave cranberry juice every time i hear dreams
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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 2d
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 18h
it's also 1000 pages long and it has mostly not been fluff and so far no exposition has lasted longer than a few paragraphs
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 18h
to be clear I love trashy slow burn so I was gonna drink that garbage anyway
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 18h
it also managed to surprise me in a good way by teetering on the edge of trashy slow burn and then immediately reverse uno-ing
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 18h
like ok let me put it this way I literally have been laying on my couch reading alchemised since I finished eating dinner. 5 straight hours.
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 18h
wanting to be put on a starter pack to be included but not wanting inorganic follows that dont interact with me at all
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 19h
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid1
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 19h
I lean towards it being a fic and not a mad libs name change of the original fantasy because of the writing style having a lot of really obvious fic markers
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 19h
I lean towards it being a fic and not a mad libs name change of the original fantasy because of the writing style having a lot of really obvious fic markers
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 19h
it is good enough on its own merits I very much wish that it hadn't been mentioned as "the Harry Potter fic that was turned into a book" bc I literally cannot unsee the dna
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 19h
alchemised is actually really good despite originally having been a dramione fic (i may have obtained an epub through alternative means)
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val's haunted @teensith.bsky.social · 19h
when an animal has huge whiskers,,,,,
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bree goose 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 23h
ARE YA WINNING SON? I DON'T KNOW DAD I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW Nothing Ever happene
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Leah Tigers @leahtigers.bsky.social · 1d
these quotes are from the 1880s!
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imtiredthatisall @imtiredthatisall.lol · 10d
i feel like we need this today, well i do.
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