Open Doorley Fedless Forceman
@tchotch.bsky.social
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Chicago my brand is I'm a person and here's all of that, uncurated. Ask about my typos! if you try to ketchup shame me I will fucken block you
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tchotch.bsky.social
I was born to be a vampire
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
tchotch.bsky.social
I've known hundreds of dogs well in my life and not one of them was 10% as much of a hateful jerk as that guy that got assassinated a few weeks ago
tchotch.bsky.social
Again, offering no evidence or even enough information to evaluate veracity, the white House murders some random people of the coast of Venezuela, a country not significantly involved in smuggling drugs to the USA
tchotch.bsky.social
I feel weird that I have to even say this it seems so obvious to me, but if you post pictures of mutilated animals, even if you're raising awareness or whatever, I'm blocking you. It's not ok to spread that awful stuff around, even if you're fundraising or whatever
tchotch.bsky.social
Isn't this the guy that trades porn with his son
tchotch.bsky.social
These fucking idiots are constantly dropping full magazines of ammo on the ground
weareronin.bsky.social
In Chicago, ICE teargases baby and kidnaps folks
tchotch.bsky.social
I dated this gal once, lemme tell ya buddy she had the best filtrum
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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electricchimp.bsky.social
the masculine urge to stop being sick
tchotch.bsky.social
11 got the HPV vaccine today, which is why as we were biking by a young white family, he shouted "I can't even feel my HPV anymore!"
tchotch.bsky.social
Ah this explains my high level of brain damage
rajandelman.bsky.social
Me, grimly: Whoopsie doodle
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
tchotch.bsky.social
She'll get the call to dye her hair blonde in the next week or two
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chrissteller.bsky.social
1970 was a time of weird psychedelic art — oh wait, 1870?
nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Jabberwocky - John Tenniel, 1870
b&w illustration of Lewis Carroll's monster. It looks like a buck-toothed dragon. a kid with a big sword - vorpal blade! - is about to go snicker-snack
tchotch.bsky.social
Not to worry, with teeth like that it's got to be herbivorous
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criminalerin.bsky.social
"“While I strongly support the author’s goal of establishing necessary safeguards for the safe use of AI by minors, (the bill) imposes such broad restrictions on the use of conversational AI tools that it may unintentionally lead to a total ban on the use of these products by minors,” Newsom said."
tchotch.bsky.social
I have ontological problems with the idea of a plate of chips melted together with cheese being referred to as nachos. It is clearly one connected object
tchotch.bsky.social
Haha I learned about breakers when I was about 11 too
tchotch.bsky.social
It's in my buttcrack now but otherwise yeah
tchotch.bsky.social
11 thought it would be fun to fire it from a toy catapult
tchotch.bsky.social
It has been 0️⃣ days since the last household glitter fiasco
tchotch.bsky.social
I don't like the idea that someone is attracted to Tom Kenny but I'm not trying to make it illegal
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suitti.bsky.social
This from a guy who picked up Thor's hammer.
Captain America speaking in the thick of battle:
Let's not get carried away.
I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who didn't inflict their pain and hunger on others.
But I've never known a good Nazi.