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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · Sep 10

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 1d

vodka is rough

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Grim Duncan 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 2d

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 3d

who tf r u

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 3d

NOOOooo

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muhr-eerie @marie.likes.earth · 4d

floors lava if u touch it it's over

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 3d

oh yeah this is like when they opted out of the human rights survey lmao

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 3d

it’s SO dumb that my self image lowers as my hair gets longer but i can’t just buzz it off

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 5d

do you see how you’ve grown?
don’t be sorry, then.

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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 6d

1999

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 6d

pumpkin spice pectorals

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 6d

life strategy i use as my gift to u - if someone is treating you like a child at work or school or wherever, write all your emails to them in 24pt comic sans for the rest of time.

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 7d

correct

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 7d

oh my god she is

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 7d

yeah, patriotism is really pride in what your country stands for. so, if that is racism and xenophobia (it normally is) then that’s what you’re aligning with.

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 7d

OMG I JUST SENT IT TO U

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 7d

made an original track and then remembered no one cares so it’s a charli remix now LMAO

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 7d

Updating my LEGO White House

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 8d

i think isolation is a huge reason we’re so divided here. interaction and community stifles a lot of this “i hate u because i’m afraid and i don’t actually know u so i can dehumanize the caricature i’ve created of u.” thats why they want to destroy education and push things like AI.

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 8d

i buy it to listen to, so i actually open the records. but i’ve been collecting since 2008 or so, and when i moved across an ocean, my collection was wayyyy to heavy to move. i collect CDs now, but it’s harder because sometimes they don’t even press a CD!

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 8d

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 8d

all i’m saying is that people should just cancel and not look back. spotify is not worth saving.

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 8d

girl lol i’m an artist that used to have music on spotify

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 9d

made a 2003 eurotrance banger today

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 10d

i also like easy games :o) i’m trying to have fun my real life is all the challenge i need

dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 10d

i also hate reality, so i generally prefer a stylized aesthetic.