Tailsteak
tailsteak.bsky.social
Tailsteak
@tailsteak.bsky.social
Cartoonist of One Over Zero, Leftover Soup, Roll To Save, and Forward, roughly in that order. I also make board games and roleplaying games and furry art, much of it pornographic. Warrior Poet, Philosopher King. he/him
Priorities for today:
1) Finish this RTS (mostly done)
2) Prepare for being Taskmistress' assistant at tomorrow's party
3) Post that finished D&D commission to all the sites
4) I'd better do those dishes, damn it.
5) Work on that Christmas-themed commission, it's got a deadline.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
nerdlegame 1402 3/6
Dungleon 1385 3/6💠
Squardle 1387 6 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1092 10/25

Good sesh this morning! Good vibes, good omen, good day coming.

Better not waste it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ahhh, it's a good day when someone tells you that you've "singlehandedly" done something.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just got this pic of Lee from @sethtriggs.bsky.social , he's streaming right now! (18+ only!)
piczel.tv/watch/sethtr...
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
nerdlegame 1401 4/6
Dungleon 1384 5/6💠
Squardle 1386 4 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1091 15/25

Not a super great session. Scores mediocre, cognition slow. Should be fine, I'm just doing manual labour today.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by Tailsteak
For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.

No snitching 🫵
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
nerdlegame 1400 3/6
Dungleon 1383 4/6💠
Squardle 1385 4 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1090 12/25

Having a rough morning, trying not to give up on myself and on today. I've gotta get this comic inked. I *have* to. I can do this.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Happy International Men's Day!
Men can be strong, smart, creative, and compassionate. We are not constrained by our manliness, but can flourish within it in a way that brings joy and hope to others and to ourselves.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by Tailsteak
ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain.

it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Feeling better and better about the decision to drop Wordle.
The NY Times will stay true to form though, critiquing the tone and civility of those on the correct side of history.
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
nerdlegame 1399 3/6
Dungleon 1382 X/6
Squardle 1384 5 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1089 11/25

Ugh. Made at least one unforced error, but, weirdly enough, not in Dungleon. Brain bad *and* luck bad today. Good to know.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If the only qualification your group needs to extend membership to a former opponent is that they're currently having a spat with your main opponent, you're not "being accepting", you're just broadcasting to the world that you have neither principles nor goals, just team colours.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When the awakened ooze asks if you brought protection:
this packaging seems ah, unnecessarily aggressive?
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Reposted by Tailsteak
#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
nerdlegame 1398 3/6
Dungleon 1381 3/6💠
Squardle 1383 5 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1088 8/25
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The stream has begun!
picarto.tv/tailsteak
Come on in, y'all! (18+ only today, please!)
Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service
picarto.tv
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just lookin' for albums for today's stream, and... wow, an entire musical instrument (and the genre and musical style it engenders) is at risk, apparently?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fIS...
I listen to a lot of handpan music, this is some bullshit.
The handpan may become ILLEGAL - How can YOU stop that?
YouTube video by Malte Marten Music
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Indeed, it's Monday! New Forward!
forwardcomic.com/archive.php?...
Where *is* Lee?
And yes, I'm streaming today, going 11am-11pm Eastern!
picarto.tv/tailsteak
I've got commissions to sketch and OCs to design (and yes, probably some more Cryptmaster in the last hour or so) come on in!
Forward
A comic about the future.
forwardcomic.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I've always had a thing for scenes where one character is *blatantly* flirting with another character who isn't picking up on it, and I think I'm only just now interrogating why that is (I'm autism-stereotype bad at reading people and I have weird hangups about consent and gender.)
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-An incredibly arbitrary Thing is true, let's ponder the Implications
-The director had a Budget, and a chunk of it was spent on hallucinogens
-The director had a Budget and didn't NEED hallucinogens
-Fuck it, let's just do fight scenes.
-Porn, but nice.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine

(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
nerdlegame 1397 3/6
Dungleon 1380 4/6💠
Squardle 1382 4 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1087 12/25

Not a terrible session, but at least one unforced error. I guess I can live with that.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Had a moment yesterday where I walked into the bedroom, saw on my alarm clock that it was after 1am, thought "that's not right, surely it's only 7pm, I'd better grab the phone so I can set the time to it", and... nope, it was indeed 1am. Time is bullshit.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
One of my favourite exploration-of-sexuality concepts that I keep in my head but can never, ever, ever do anything with would be an autobio series of characters recounting the Inciting Incident that defined their sexuality or kickstarted a fetish for them.
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
nerdlegame 1396 3/6
Dungleon 1379 4/6💠
Squardle 1381 5 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1086 13/25

Not a bad session, all things considered.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
nerdlegame 1395 2/6
Dungleon 1378 4/6💠
Squardle 1380 5 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1085 12/25

I have participated in boycotts in the past, but, given recent news, I intend to drop Wordle from the rotation entirely. Shit sucks, man.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM