Talia Lavin
@swordsjew.bsky.social
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journalist, author, sword collector. haggard and unblest. newsletter: buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich buy my new book!! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia-lavin/wild-faith/9780306829192/ contact: [email protected]
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time to unleash The Grilled Cheese Essay (which personally made padma lakshmi cry) on the newskies

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prisonculture.bsky.social
The Regime's goal is to grind everyone down. Plain & simple. Our goal is to refuse this by taking turns to fight where and how we can. When one group needs to bow out, then another group needs to step in and so on. We don't all have to do everything. We can all do something though. Stay in the fight
swordsjew.bsky.social
the twink is still being tormented. this time i expected the Spanish Inquisition, and was not disappointed
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.

Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”

Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”

Doctor:
Lucille bluth saying “Pagliacci!!”
swordsjew.bsky.social
melmoth the wanderer goes great with any season as long as youre into twink monks getting tied up in dungeons
swordsjew.bsky.social
my burden is heavy but once ive read 10 to 15 more gothic novels i might have to write about how gay they are
swordsjew.bsky.social
melmoth the twink tormentor tbh
swordsjew.bsky.social
i cannot overemphasize how much these monks are tormenting this poor twink, bound and drenched with holy water for nefarious purposes
'The result was, that I remained half-naked, half-drowned, gasping, choaking, and delirious with rage, shame, and fear, when I was summoned to attend the Bishop, who, surrounded by the Superior and the community, awaited me in the church. This was the moment they had fixed on-I yielded myself to them. I said, stretching out my arms, 'Yes, drag me naked, mad-re-ligion and nature alike violated in my abused figure-before your Bishop. If he speaks truth,-if he feels conscience,-woe be to you, hypocritical, tyrannical wretches.
You have half-driven me mad!-half-murdered me, by the unnatural cruelties you have exercised on me!-and in this state you drag me before the Bishop! Be it so, I must follow you.' As I uttered these
swordsjew.bsky.social
oH nO we will be ShAmED by too few sErvAnts
swordsjew.bsky.social
rich people visiting each other's houses ass books
swordsjew.bsky.social
i wouldnt base that conclusion on a fervently and quite openly anticatholic book myself
swordsjew.bsky.social
apparently the younger monks' imaginations are "at once polluted and inflamed, by the idea of the infernal and impure orgies which the demon celebrates in your cell"
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swordsjew.bsky.social
probably not til after a few appointments but a hopefully not girl can dream
swordsjew.bsky.social
you have an imprisoned twink in your house???
swordsjew.bsky.social
ooh now a sinister voice is murmuring to the Spaniard at night to tempt him into "the most unutterable impurities"
swordsjew.bsky.social
me, reading the scene in the library: ok cool my october reading list
swordsjew.bsky.social
once again i am amazed that the entire novel proceeds at this breathless pitch. the dial is broken at 11 and i love it
their knees again. I was kneeling among them, when the Superior, calling me by my name, said aloud,
'Rise, wretch! rise, and pollute not our incense with your unhallowed breath!' I rose trembling and con-founded, and shrunk to my cell,
swordsjew.bsky.social
Melmoth the Philanderer
swordsjew.bsky.social
im not saying this is repressed in a homoerotic way but i _am_ saying that young handsome men bound and/or wet and in distress seems to be a Theme in melmoth the wanderer
swordsjew.bsky.social
now he's been bound in sackcloth and immured in a dungeon!!!!! by sinister monks!!!! who speak in unison
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letsgomathias.bsky.social
"We tend to like our noble lawbreakers to be comfortably in the past, where time and death have sanitized them into heroes, and to suffer those who struggle against injustice in the present only grudgingly, if at all."
swordsjew.bsky.social
ok volume 2 of melmoth the wanderer has commenced. our handsome spaniard is being stripped and threatened by sinister monks
swordsjew.bsky.social
melmoth the wanderer absolutely slaps. we've got a sinister manor, a cursed painting, an evil dying miser, a gentle young idiot hero and a sinister irish witch in chapter 1