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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · Jan 17
"Beach Bod" pages 1-3

An 18+ Romantic Slice-of-Life Drama about a hippo with body insecurities finding a friend at a place he never expected.

An adaptation of the story by @bhaqu.bsky.social, which can be found here: archiveofourown.org/works/54705592

Enjoy!!
1. A wide shot of a beach with two masculine silhouettes playing frisbee in the waves, and a large figure sitting under an umbrella inland. 2. The larger figure was a hippo with hair covering his face and a baggy shirt and swimsuit. He fiddles with a bottle of soda with a look of melancholy. 3. The hippo sees a figure with a similar body type to him playing in the waves. 4. The figure is a black horse with a white stripe down his middle; it is a heavyset masculine figure wearing a bikini, a frilly cloth around his wide hips, and a sunhat. He gazes into the horizon with content. 5. The hippo looks at the horse with admiration. 6. The horse, in the same pose as before, notices the hippo looking at him and meets his eyes with a suspicious gaze. 7. The hippo turns his head away, attempting to hide his face with his hands. 1. The hippo looks up as a shadow is cast over him. 2. The horse makes a solumn side eye at the hippo, pointing to the right as if signaling him as he walks by. 3. The hippo stands up to follow the horse. 4. The hippo peers around the corner of the all-gender bathrooms. A sign stating that the restrooms are closed for no reason, signed by the management, followed by a crude drawing of a middle finger, is taped to the door. 5. The horse comes from off-screen to grab the hippo and pin him to the outside wall of the bathroom. He asks "What are you doing here? Are you messing with me?" The hippo is startled and nervous, and the horse is angry and defensive. 6. The horse continues to speak out of frame: "Are the others here too? Are you all havin' a laugh?" The hippo makes a face of recognition, pointing his finger at the horse and asking: "Wait... Chris?" 7. Chris the horse looks at the hippo with mascara-adorned eyes. "You didn't recognize me before, across the beach?" He asks. 8. The hippo looks at the embarrassed horse with a look of pattern recognition. An aetherial sub-panel is contained in the space above the hippo as if he is recalling an event. The event in question: Chris, in an office-friendly button-up shirt, and his hair in a man-bun, sits at the edge of the desk of the hippo, who is dressed in the same outfit, holding two coffee cups, offering one to the hippo. He says "Ayyy Thomas man, how 'bout two cups'a liquid caffeine for the - say it with me -" below the memory, Thomas the hippo finishes the quote: "'-Fifth floor big boys who also have long faces and small ears... and like si-fi movies...'" 1. Chris and Thomas are sitting together on a bench outside the bathrooms. Chris rubs his foot-hooves together as he looks over at Thomas with relief, and Thomas looks back with a hand timidly between his legs, as he looks back with tacit comfort. Chris: "So you weren't looking to laugh, and you didn't recognize me from the office..." Thomas: "I swear I don't usually leer at the beach... but you just looksed so... happy... I just couldn't take my eyes away. I did try, though." 2. A profile shot of Chris and Thomas from Thomas' left. Chris looks at the ground happily and Thomas looks forward with a similar expression. Chris: You liked what you saw huh?" Thomas: "You look good that way, it suits you. I could never do something like that." 3. A closeup of Chris, who looks at Thomas with a face of somewhat tempered excitement. "That's so not true." He says. 4. Chris stands up, holding Thomas's shoulder and gesturing towards him. Chris: You would look absolutely adorable in a bikini! It'd be way better than that baggy shirt and swimtrunks you're wearing now!" Thomas looks away with a look of disappointment. Thomas: "No, I can't. It wouldn't... I mean..." 5. The profile shot is repeated, with Thomas looking at the ground with a look of long-held deep sadness. Chris is standing, wringing his hands while looking at Thomas with a look of pained empathy. 6. A close up of Thomas, who looks off-panel with a look of tired sadness. Thomas: "I love the water but... Ugh. It's silly. I should be over it by now. I always felt judged when I went swimming as a kid. Younger children pointed. Adult talked behind my back assuming I wouldn't hear them." 7. A close up of Chris as he looks at Thomas, sharing his defeated face. Thomas continues to speak off-screen: "It took all the fun out of going to beach and pool. But, I'm an adult now. I don't know why it's still so hard to be here, but it is, hard as ever. It's pathetic."
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Smokey angri bear🐻 @smokeybigbear.bsky.social · 18h
I have a huge soft spot for piggy OCS, they are so cute! So I had to draw the lovely Ima :3c

a little (LATE) bday gift for my friend @palehorntea.bsky.social
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mk-artichoke.bsky.social @mk-artichoke.bsky.social · 18h
tipsy after the halloween house party, walked home and decided to enjoy the fall night~ take a load off, if you can fit...
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fk apple @fkapple.bsky.social · May 21
The state of being cultured
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 1d
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
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Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right. Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases. In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing). In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21
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Gemlik_rogue @gemlik-rogue.bsky.social · 2d
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mimiga irl @cafeterua.bsky.social · 2d
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The Pigpen Comic @thepigpencomic.bsky.social · 3d
Looking for Group / Buscando un Grupo 2
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 3d
🗣️🗣️ the way of the magical road ♥️💙💜🧡💚
Thank you for articulating their appeal better than I could! It makes me so happy to see folks enjoying them as much as I enjoy drawing them ^^
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sori @sorimof.bsky.social · 4d
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 4d
Aaaaa thank you I can’t stop drawing them they got me fujoshing out (learned what that means this morning)
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 4d
Witchplay part 2

A familiar’s duties include making sure his master’s boots have been secured snuggly in a timely manner 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️
The giraffe-witch from the first comic is sitting on a fancy pillow, with his fists on his hips, and his neck craned over his coyote familiar, watching as he helps pull up a second boot onto his master’s right hoof. The witch is a little distressed, but the familiar is very calm and happy. Reggie: “I can’t believe we forgot my boots for the shoot!! why didn’t you say anything??” Francisco: “I thought you looked great without them!” “Of course YOU’D say that. Familiar is too horny to fulfill his duties! Familiar shall ride his master until Familiar cums 2- nay- 3 ounces tonight! And the boots stay on.” “Of course Master. Just the boots right?” “4 ounces!”
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Hourly 1990s Furry BBS @yifs-bot.bsky.social · 4d
ART/BBS/P/PIXYSTIX.GIF
PIXYSTIX.GIF
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 5d
The familiar, however reluctantly, will not refuse his masters’ filth stew 😤
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🔞💅🐻Ginger🐻💅🔞 @gingerlybreadart.bsky.social · 5d
Don’t worry, he’s down bad too and has no idea it’s mutual
Illustration: a muscular anthro zebra man sits on a toilet in a public restroom, stroking his massive dick with his right hand while his left is up behind his head. His yellow polo shirt is pulled up over his pecs, and his black pants are around hus ankles. His eyes are tightly shut and he’s breathing heavily, blushing and sweating, in mid-orgasm. Cum spurts out of and runs down his dick, a little bit on his left thigh. He has a pink thought bubble, in which is a very bottom heavy fat elephant woman, wearing a pink cardigan and dark leggings, looking back at the viewer and smiling and waving.
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 5d
Every time this comes up on my tl I reach to immediately heart it before seeing I’ve already done so and then reapply my heart. I will do this every time
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Flow 1.5 @flogwence.bsky.social · Apr 30
dealing with an unruly patron the only way they know how
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 6d
The fellas are feeling festive
A chubby male giraffe dressed in a skimpy witch costume skips about, casting a spell on a broom to make it sweep and a pot to make it stir. Next to the stove, a fit male coyote dressed as a Dracula character squats and points to the pot inquisitively. Giraffe: stirring spell, sweeping spell, so many spells to cast!” Coyote: “not to question your wisdom, Master, but must you cast that sweeping spell in the kitchen next to an uncovered pot?” “Hmm well it actually sounds exactly like you’re questioning my wisdom, Familiar! Concern yourself not with my Filth Stew- you shall instead eat me out under the table for dinner. How’s that sound?” “Oh!… thank you, Master!” “And don’t worry I’ll save you a cup of stew ;)” “Ok thanks Master yeah.”
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 6d
Omg yes he is SHO SHWEET
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mararabbit.bsky.social
Mara Rabbit !! @mararabbit.bsky.social · 6d
Sweetie pie goat guy I made, his name is Amaryllis, or Ryll for short
A fat goat anthro wearing a crop top and shorts. He is adorned with different kinds of jewelry. He is standing and has his arm behind his back nervously. The goat guy, Ryll, making a nervous expression and a gleeby sad one Ryll running and being very exhausted. He’s notably wearing a pair of leggings with hearts on them.
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Blurplez(comms open) @blurplez.bsky.social · 7d
:D
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 8d
Reddit is a sanctuary to those who used to argue for the “wrong side” in debate club “for the challenge”
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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 8d
Sometimes I forget I can just do this
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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 9d
I do find it hilarious how they immediately backtracked after this and deleted the comment
a member of bluesky saying "Yeh" in response to the above post, with a journalist responding asking to get their exact quote over the thread in which the bluesky member responds with "what" and the journalist then rephrasing the question only for the bluesky member to delete the entire thread
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