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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social · 6h

you are somehow the horniest poster on this goddamn website

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 6h

Imagine trying to find someone this beautiful today. They're all ruined by seed oils and gender discourse

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 6h

If you're looking for a movie to watch, The Girl Next Door is interestingly subversive

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 6h

mfm you talk about silicon drains bc i wanna drain u

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 6h

When I hear about your evolutionary revision to the 10nm+++ process

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 6h

It's surprising how much more attractive people of the past were

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 13h

Real ones know that's the Amex "check spending power" page and Amex typically requires you to pay your entire balance off in full every month so that would be a very dumb flex lol

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 7h

Finally someone that exposes her darkness

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Cargie's House of Mild Frights @cargie.baby · 7h

taylor swift came to my house and said she'd break my kneecaps if i didn't buy all six limited edition vinyl versions :(

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 7h

I'd buy that for a dollar

Pyro Bob @seraphoffire.bsky.social · 7h

Taylor Swift fans aren't real theyre just Taylor in a trench coat

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 7h

I as a fan of Taylor Swift am a slave to her womanly wiles and she extracts from me a blood payment on command that lets her overcome her lack of talent

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 7h

Remember that fans of Taylor Swift do not have agency nor their own money they can spend however they fucking want

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

OK there is an element there you have a fair point on

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

This was a credit check I did on a corporate expensing card before I bought some B2B SaaS software.

Remember everything online is fake.

Except me you should just implicitly trust everything I say unless I say it is a joke.