Graeme Swanson
@swansonian.bsky.social
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Drawerer and photographerer Marswasrubbish.com https://linktr.ee/marswasrubbish https://marswasrubbish.etsy.com
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swansonian.bsky.social
I try to be optimistic but it’s increasingly looking like all the world’s resources will be used for wanking.
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rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
swansonian.bsky.social
That’s an interesting point. How keen some humans are to put all their trust in one man is fascinating to me, as well as worrying. Incidentally, I’m reading Muderland at the moment that puts forward the idea that industrial pollution may be a reason behind serial killers in the 60s and 70s.
swansonian.bsky.social
I feel there still are cults but culturally (no pun intended) we’ve moved on. I would say they’re more boring than they used to be. They’re more like creepy pyramid schemes than Flat Earth Jesus freaks.
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swansonian.bsky.social
Yes I have unfortunately. One former regular customer in the states said they were quoted $80 in import tax but I’ve heard rumours of 120. I haven’t had a single sale to America in a month.
swansonian.bsky.social
The number of people who think it’s weird and unusual that they hate clowns is now somewhere around 6 billion.
amazingfacts.bsky.social
The world is facing a clown shortage.
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maxanene.bsky.social
Let be honest, it's not GoT they want to put Marilyn Monroe in is it.
swansonian.bsky.social
A student improv group would have come up with a better idea this for 20 quid and a pint.
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mrgeostak.bsky.social
I have 14 of Graeme’s prints. Everyday at least one of them makes me smile. I’d have more but I simply don’t have room. You do.
swansonian.bsky.social
Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...
One of my prints “And now we’ll abseil down the other side” Shows a mountain that’s actually a monster with abseilers on top of it.
swansonian.bsky.social
Aw lovely. I used to have this one by Olly Moss for An American Werewolf in London. It’s unofficial and basically fan art but I loved it and meant to get it framed but lost it moving house.
A poster for An American Werewolf in London with the coast of the British isle made to resemble a werewolf head
swansonian.bsky.social
The Million Names For God by Arthur C Clarke in case you were wondering but a billion other stories can do similar wonders.
swansonian.bsky.social
The other day I mentioned a short story that gave me an existential crisis and I had to go for a bit of a think. It was only nine pages long. I love how a collection of words can do that.
wiswell.bsky.social
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
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whenisbirths.bsky.social
Graeme’s imagination and talent is of the sort that AI will never even begin to threaten.
swansonian.bsky.social
Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...
One of my prints “And now we’ll abseil down the other side” Shows a mountain that’s actually a monster with abseilers on top of it.
swansonian.bsky.social
Thank you Justin. I’m glad this is online because you can’t see me blushing.
swansonian.bsky.social
That’s very good. Not seen that before.
swansonian.bsky.social
Thank you for all the reposts. It was much more than I was expecting x
swansonian.bsky.social
Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...
One of my prints “And now we’ll abseil down the other side” Shows a mountain that’s actually a monster with abseilers on top of it.
swansonian.bsky.social
Yes, it's a brilliant poster as well but there's just something a bit special about the BTTF one.
swansonian.bsky.social
My favourite poster by Drew Struzan is Back To The Future. It's not my favourite film that he did a poster for - that would be The Thing - but it's so damn perfect a movie poster. I can't fault it.
The iconic Back to the future poster showing Micheal J Fox looking at his watch next to the flames left by his Deloren
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johnrain.co.uk
RIP to one of the greats. He illustrated pure excitement.
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jessnevins.bsky.social
People knew how to write headlines, once upon a time.

Tell children today that, they won't believe you.
Newspaper website headline: "Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40."
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sharal.bsky.social
‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’
swansonian.bsky.social
Thank you! Good choice. I’m fond of that one.