SpookyLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
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Mostly post bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
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andycraig.bsky.social
"a memorandum expanding his administration’s authority"

The phrasing you're looking for is that he's suspending parts of the Constitution by decree.
nytimes.com
President Trump on Wednesday signed a memorandum expanding his administration’s authority to repurpose unspent federal funds to pay members of the military during the government shutdown, escalating his challenge to the authority of Congress on spending matters.
Trump Signs Memo Expanding His Authority to Spend Federal Money
The president gave Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wide authority to repurpose funds to pay members of the military without approval from Congress, which has the sole constitutional authority to decide federal spending.
nyti.ms
swamplizard.bsky.social
Did he expand his authority, though? Like does the law say he has this authority? Did he actually give Hegseth authority? Where is this authority you speak of coming from?
swamplizard.bsky.social
President Trump, amending the constitution by memo, is likely to face legal challenges from longtime critics and democrats in Congress
swamplizard.bsky.social
what else is there even to do nowadays
swamplizard.bsky.social
Pretty sure trans people were okay with the existence of JK Rowling for most of their lives, wonder what changed in this dynamic
swamplizard.bsky.social
“I think we’re all going to have to figure out how to live together”

Did you mean to say this JK Rowling, Kiera?
swamplizard.bsky.social
I’ve had a lot of easy blocks in my time, but this was like slicing hot butter
swamplizard.bsky.social
The cancel culture is coming from inside the house
swamplizard.bsky.social
I never notice, just stay hidden in my little online hole of familiar faces
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Welcome to bluesky, the team running the place hates you, please enjoy these oldheads during your brief stay
swamplizard.bsky.social
This is our chance to track down Antifa and the hacker 4chan in one fell swoop
swamplizard.bsky.social
Sent a plate back and asked if the chef could make it more zesty
swamplizard.bsky.social
Chaucer is incredibly entertaining. And it would be great for an English class that wanted to dip into the history of English, and why it works the way it does (instead of simply saying “English is so weird and hard, amiright!”) But I’m assuming state testing doesn’t allow time for cool stuff.
swamplizard.bsky.social
The takeaway from these kinds of statements is always not that they expect you to believe it, but that they got away with it and want to rub it in your face.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
swamplizard.bsky.social
Your feedback will be sent directly to the shift manager, thank you.
swamplizard.bsky.social
It’s like a nanny cam that tells you when your dog is pooping on the floor
swamplizard.bsky.social
Maybe someone can make an AI version of Obama saying it and send it to Fox News
swamplizard.bsky.social
This quote would be quite the blunder in an administration that wasn’t committing civic and humanitarian atrocities on the daily
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
swamplizard.bsky.social
Boss: wow, you’ve really picked up your productivity metrics.

You (with a knowing grin): this isn’t even my final form
swamplizard.bsky.social
Netflix for the dogs while I’m gone: $15
Hulu for the dogs while I’m gone: $8
Furbo for the dogs while I’m gone: $10
Food to survive: $300
Oreo cookies but made for dogs: $9

Someone good at the economy please help I’m dying
swamplizard.bsky.social
Damn, who knew making things cost more would make things cost more?
swamplizard.bsky.social
“You need to click the X at the top to close it”

“Wow?? You should abandon your entire career and do computers for a living”
swamplizard.bsky.social
We’re using tons of energy and other resources, primarily for AI to write articles for itself.
culturecrave.co
Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)
swamplizard.bsky.social
It’s really the elites’ fault for alienating them that they had to turn to endless stereotypes and slurs. Everyone knows that the natural response to feeling unrepresented in Disney feature films is starting a slur-based group chat with the boys.
swamplizard.bsky.social
Increasingly envious of other countries’ politics. Lots of bad things, of course, but there’s something nice and quaint about their politicians mainly just being Some Person instead of a National Celebrity Made of Shit. Why do I even know who the congress members from Georgia are?