[Pro Tem] Sena-BoOoO-tor Fey
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AnarchoMagicalGirl - they/she Shitposting, curating Take Action at Home threads, and existing out of spite.* *mostly shitposting right now, for reasons
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The Papal Conclave of 1268 was the first recorded attempt at brat bottoms trying to make a group decision
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I also wonder if there's a gendered component to this where I'd get it a little more direct because they either believed I was too stupid to get it otherwise, or they felt they had to make an extra show of it to sway me into tradwifery
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🫂 - that's a hard road to it but totally understandable and great that you've gotten to your new policy

I was really lucky to not have that rhetoric in my mom or dad and met some good folks that gave me the information and history when I was relatively young
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oh and don't even get me started on how many fuckheads in high school were loudly and blatantly racist every single day after 9/11 before they all gleefully went off to get shot

...it was the first semester of my freshman year, I got four full fucking years of it, it was *awful*
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One of the great perks of putting rainbows in your hair and piercings in your face is that it signals* to the racists that I'm not a safe space for their fuckery and I will fight them

*where I'm from, especially decades ago
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It's seared into my memory the horrific shit that was said to me because racists thought I was safe and would become one of them - it set me straight in the opposite direction so I wouldn't - how the fuck can you forget that??
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How do some (a lot, maybe most?) of y'all white people forget all the racist shit that was said to you when you're young?

That's wild.
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schweet - then good morning, my friend!
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does it still count if I didn't really sleep?
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...good point, it'll be hilarious and great for rapidly accelerating the birthrate decline - we can finally have concrete evidence that it's because so many are so unfuckable (not that it'll matter to fash, but it's nice to have things for us)
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wait...yeah, actually my final answer is happy hardcore because a thousand people in inflatable costumes blaring it for the fash would heal me
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if everyone brings a speaker to the protest we can cover them all 💜
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I can't decide between full sending the hardcore porn joke or going with hardcore the music genre...must need to chug more coffee
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you gotta kinda lean over the edge to hear the hum
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Facts! If I recall correctly he was rather confused at the spread...which was fair because it was lunch but like a continental breakfast with a smattering of DC/VA staples and none of it was particularly good

I assume Trump had helicoptered back out six blocks to eat McDonalds
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wtf is my life and will I ever get to do something that weird again...I fear I've peaked
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a chief joint of staff once told me the country needs more people like me working in the government and they need to take the weed screening out of the employment requirement lmao

like, he wasn't wrong but it was funny

tbh, he was pretty cool and was the only one on the hill that really meant well
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lol reminded myself of that one time that I awkwardly grabbed food off a government hosted buffet and some big shot French military guy tried to make small talk with me about ham and crab dip - he liked my colorful hair
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I got to meet a number of the young people propping up DC back when Milley got the joint chief of staff thing (fun, weird, little story) and they were *definitely* always like this
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Every once in a while the land down under does it right