Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre
@surrealhousewife.bsky.social
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Unassuming local woman. 18+ posts sometimes.
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surrealhousewife.bsky.social
Oh whoops, I had the scouter the wrong way around. My power level is actually J00e
1006 flipped and reversed so it looks like it reads J00e
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
ethel cain seeing a biblically accurate angel be like: fuck me, eyes
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
genuinely I have no idea how any actual feminist or anyone pro women’s rights can still be duped by these TER”””F”””s at this point. they’re literally saying the most central element of womanhood is reproduction. they’re saying the quiet part into a damn megaphone.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
infertile and post menopausal women are not real women I guess. Feminism!
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
these people are sick in the head and a danger to humanity. inhuman monsters
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
I’m a Jewish trans woman and your publication is laundering the image of a guy who wants people like me to be raped and killed.

I hope you traitors to humanity enjoy the blood money they paid you to print this filth.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
lmao they deleted it, your wish was their command
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
Transsexualism is bourgeois, the product of a society in which Charlie Brown had hoes
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
this is so fucking bleak.

"AI" can't do anything that real people didn't already create. I don't want to just watch glorified Youtube Poops forever and I don't want to publish my own original work just so it can be picked clean and used for parts in the Youtube Poop generator. Fuck this shit.
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voltzyr.bsky.social
I think you should be allowed to experiment with your writing. Like completely.

Write in a style of English that’s never existed! Make it up!

Make something super flowery!

I was criticized once for one of my experiments because it was “too flowery,” but it was intentional.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
I’ve been so exhausted and deflated as of late that it feels like such a relief to feel this inspired again. 😊

Time to shift back into domestic goddess mode, I need to be housewifemaxxing. 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
It’s been a busy month+ but (knock on wood) things finally seem to be calming down here at Casa Fitz and I’m finally feeling like I have enough energy and mood stability to get back into a consistent routine. I want to get back to baking & crafting more, volunteering again, etc.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
I bet he was totally outraged at leftists’ “celebration of political violence” aka making jokes about charlie kirk too.
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
I'm tired of fucking up, it's time to start fucking down
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
Following that was my depressed medical detransition era and then the lockdown, so to most people who knew me in college and earlier I basically disappeared between graduating in 2014 and re-emerging from lockdown all hormoned up in 2021. So it was just kinda the natural progression of my life.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
I would say the reset just kind of happened naturally given my circumstances; the only person I kept up with from high school was my first boyfriend who I soon after had a bad breakup with, and right after college was the peak of my drug spiral so I lost touch with most contacts from then too.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
I think I’ve come very far in my personal inner growth & I value that, and that’s probably one reason I’m kinda glad I was able to reset my life; I feel like having one foot in a past version of my life would cause me to lapse more into behaviors I’m now glad I broke out of.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
Ah i understand that. At this point I don’t really currently know anyone aside from my family who I knew during my pre- or early transition era. But I totally understand how that can feel like a lack of progress.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
I do think it's cool that I'm just "the same but girl shaped", absolutely! and ofc we stan the dolls who emerge as totally different colored butterflies. 😊
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ohiokindasucks.bsky.social
Me putting away my laundry: Girl, you have a problem. There is too much shit in this closet. Where are you going to put all of these clothes? When are you even going to wear all of this shit? You need to go through this again and donate some stuff or SOMETHING

Me at the mall: teehee more clothes