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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 14h

god i need beer so bad rn

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 14h

the new guy asked me if the iPad menu doesn't show the price of things because of the amount of people going HOW MUCH IS THIS when the price is literally written there

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 14h

the amount of times someone is like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT and I show them that it's the first thing written on the bag and they go HOW AM I EXPECTED TO READ

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 14h

it's so concerning how many people are starting to treat basic reading like the folks in the idiocracy movie

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 1d

💀💀no

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 1d

also, i've finally been playing through Split Fiction with my boyfriend and both of us are obsessed!! (please no spoilers)

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Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @genuscorvidae.bsky.social · Dec 1

Taking my meds!

If you've forgotten yours, this is a reminder! Hello!

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 1d

also, same woman last night: i know about this!! is this BDSM??? (holding a giant potato masher)

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 1d

boyfriend: MA these are stripper heels

his mom: I DON'T CARE I LIKE THEM

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 1d

at first i was like "WHO WOULD ASK THAT" and then she dug into her closet to find the exact shoes she was wearing and i almost pissed myself laughing at how it looked like the perfect ball crusher's heels. (I WILL TAKE PHOTOS NEXT VISIT)

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 1d

last night after thanksgiving dinner, my boyfriend's mother had one too many champagne and was telling us about the time she was minding her own business at a bus stop and someone came up to her and asked "are you a ball crusher?"

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 4d

that's about it!!! sorry!!

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 4d

it is true

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 4d

im gay

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 4d

could this be...?

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heliumbunny @heliumbunny.bsky.social · 5d

they're gonna smoke the fucking labubu

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 5d

NEED to know the thought process of this person walking into our dispensary and asking us for labubu dolls

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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 7d

Disc Station 5 // Compile // PC-98

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 9d

can I please take a break from donkey shit nonsense on my days off i'm begging you

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 9d

she said if anything, there will be "global cooling"... because the ice caps are melting... which is cold... which will make the world cold..... my head fucking hurts

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 9d

my neighbour today told me there is "no evidence" of global warming...

while wearing a bikini.... in october....

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 10d

my god mama pao is cracking us UP this sea-Son

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 10d

my boyfriend's ceruledge is to my quaquaval what jimbo is to jasmine kennedie

pokemon go screenshot where my quaquaval, a diva pokemon, is COVERED by a rude ceruledge standing right IN FRONT OF HIM when there is so much fucking room

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 16d

anyway i'm having a ball celebrating my 5 year anniversary with my boyfriend on a 2 day trip! 😊 life is good

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 16d

also this dude was like 50

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