👟Ethan🌿
@suitcasedad.bsky.social
weed gay in retail HELL
34 / 📍toronto 🇨🇦
he/any 🏳️🌈🏳
34 / 📍toronto 🇨🇦
he/any 🏳️🌈🏳
people need to stop describing their friend/spouse/etc. as "white guy with hoodie" and expect me to pinpoint which white guy with hoodie they're talking about. like have you fuckin seen outside??
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
people need to stop describing their friend/spouse/etc. as "white guy with hoodie" and expect me to pinpoint which white guy with hoodie they're talking about. like have you fuckin seen outside??
someone figured out that pre-rolls are (generally) more expensive than the same weight equivalent of the flower, mostly for convenience obviously, and wanted to buy the flower and have us roll them into pre-rolls for them
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
someone figured out that pre-rolls are (generally) more expensive than the same weight equivalent of the flower, mostly for convenience obviously, and wanted to buy the flower and have us roll them into pre-rolls for them
boyfriend (who just organized a food drive at work): i have like a thousand pounds of canned food in the car
me (dumbass): WHY DID YOU GET SO MUCH FOOD???
me (dumbass): WHY DID YOU GET SO MUCH FOOD???
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
boyfriend (who just organized a food drive at work): i have like a thousand pounds of canned food in the car
me (dumbass): WHY DID YOU GET SO MUCH FOOD???
me (dumbass): WHY DID YOU GET SO MUCH FOOD???
when the app said good leg room i did not expect to be this far away from the driver
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
when the app said good leg room i did not expect to be this far away from the driver
free drag name:
i'm-back-back backagain
i'm-back-back backagain
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
free drag name:
i'm-back-back backagain
i'm-back-back backagain
the gay hockey show is making me so horny in general it's unreal
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
the gay hockey show is making me so horny in general it's unreal
idk what i expected but this is hilarious
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
idk what i expected but this is hilarious
desperately trying to figure out (still) if the cute weed rep is flirting with me or is just a really friendly straight dude
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
desperately trying to figure out (still) if the cute weed rep is flirting with me or is just a really friendly straight dude
one hour until my weekend starts, wondering if i should get some beer or go on a slapping frenzy
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
one hour until my weekend starts, wondering if i should get some beer or go on a slapping frenzy
why cant u just be cool and risk your job and livelihood so a stranger can get high right now how SELFISH could u be?????
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
why cant u just be cool and risk your job and livelihood so a stranger can get high right now how SELFISH could u be?????
no i told you what the problem is but you didn't like the answer so you decided to ignore that and keep yelling SO WHATS THE PROBLEM
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
no i told you what the problem is but you didn't like the answer so you decided to ignore that and keep yelling SO WHATS THE PROBLEM
if i had a tiktok bone i would be able to make infinite shorts out of the conversations i have at work that make me wanna tear my innards out
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if i had a tiktok bone i would be able to make infinite shorts out of the conversations i have at work that make me wanna tear my innards out
i tell people we are a government weed store and ontario edibles can only go up to 10mg, and they'd be like "ok so what out of the 10mg gummies would be most comparable to this 5000mg gummy i showed you"
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i tell people we are a government weed store and ontario edibles can only go up to 10mg, and they'd be like "ok so what out of the 10mg gummies would be most comparable to this 5000mg gummy i showed you"
a middle-aged customer asked for "stinky beaver" (he meant beaver tail) and we cry-laughed together for a good minute
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
a middle-aged customer asked for "stinky beaver" (he meant beaver tail) and we cry-laughed together for a good minute
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Here is a nice floor in Lincoln Park.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Here is a nice floor in Lincoln Park.
about to get fat because i think the guy working at chipotle is cute
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
about to get fat because i think the guy working at chipotle is cute
no matter what i do my keyboard (that i spilled a whole coffee on this morning) would not seem to work, so i ordered a new one online... and just like that the dead keyboard came back to life
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
no matter what i do my keyboard (that i spilled a whole coffee on this morning) would not seem to work, so i ordered a new one online... and just like that the dead keyboard came back to life
feeling the same frustration i felt when i was 13 and i saved up my allowance for a month to buy a mood ring which fell off of my fingers on the way home and rolled perfectly into the ONLY manhole cover within my vicinity
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
feeling the same frustration i felt when i was 13 and i saved up my allowance for a month to buy a mood ring which fell off of my fingers on the way home and rolled perfectly into the ONLY manhole cover within my vicinity
accidentally TOUCHED my coffee cup and it did a 180 somersault onto my keyboard which broke it instantly
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
accidentally TOUCHED my coffee cup and it did a 180 somersault onto my keyboard which broke it instantly
tripleS casually dropping 4 BANGERS in one day
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
tripleS casually dropping 4 BANGERS in one day
there's a customer who chooses to use a fake british accent (how do we know it's fake? you would know too) who gets a lighter and then asks if we sell e-cigarettes and i tell him we don't sell cigarettes, and this is legitimately my 10+th time having the same convo with the fake british man
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
there's a customer who chooses to use a fake british accent (how do we know it's fake? you would know too) who gets a lighter and then asks if we sell e-cigarettes and i tell him we don't sell cigarettes, and this is legitimately my 10+th time having the same convo with the fake british man
i'm so out of it that all of sudden i jumped out of my chair thinking OH NO IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN AND I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME and i realized it's november 22nd
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i'm so out of it that all of sudden i jumped out of my chair thinking OH NO IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN AND I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME and i realized it's november 22nd
i was having a kind of low day after yesterday happened, and then one of my favourite dogs visited and i feel so elated right now
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i was having a kind of low day after yesterday happened, and then one of my favourite dogs visited and i feel so elated right now