Witty Houston
@suemason.bsky.social
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Deep thoughts, hearty laughs, and hard work. “The rich are protected by the law but not bound by it; the poor are bound by the law but not protected by it.”
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suemason.bsky.social
5 Things I Didn’t Do Last Week
1. I didn’t try to coup my country.
2. I didn’t hack the Social Security, the Treasury or IRS
3. I didn’t check Fort Knox to “see if the gold is still there”
4. I didn’t fire federal nuclear safety workers doing their jobs
5. I didn’t quid pro quo Ukraine - again.
suemason.bsky.social
That part. 🎯🎯🎯
suemason.bsky.social
Nailed it.
sloanelysbeth.bsky.social
openai ethics is a double-speak expression bcos i think a company that is trying to get the dopamine hit of an orgasm to hook paid customers in to their far right propaganda machine is one of the most unethical things i've ever heard.
suemason.bsky.social
My guess is that’s what they’ve been told to call it.
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cwebbonline.com
You need to see this:

“The show of force is the point. They want these images to be out…The Department of Homeland Security is walking around Chicago with a film crew.” @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social
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tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
suemason.bsky.social
Six of them don’t deserve it.
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rmpreston.bsky.social
Cal Raleigh averages one home run every 8.4 at bats against Toronto for his career, the best against any team.
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marinershomers.bsky.social
Records that were broken by Cal Raleigh in 2025
All of the records Cal Raleigh broke in 2025.
suemason.bsky.social
Second half of the clip.
2/2
suemason.bsky.social
Does your child use an Oculus or Quest VR headset?
Meta’s own safety researchers has said they WILL encounter sexual content, not might, will.

Meta’s response to the researchers findings?
Why, they fired them of course.

This is over 3min long. So I created two clips.
1/2
suemason.bsky.social
Singing to the rhinoceros. This one really got me in my feels.
🥹🥹🥹
suemason.bsky.social
Is liberalism dead? It might be.
suemason.bsky.social
They’re such bullies! I love it.
And of course you get into position. 😂
suemason.bsky.social
When my cats were alive (they’re were handed sisters) I’d come home from work and change clothes and they’d just wait for me to sit down so they could both pile on my lap. If I was taking too long making and eating my dinner there was significant meowing.
It was the best thing in the world.
suemason.bsky.social
Notice everyone else around him? All sitting
suemason.bsky.social
I mean… jailing billionaires doesn’t seem so awful now does it? I wish we did it to ours. They’re ruining our country and we just let them.
Not sure why this is a bad practice? 🤷‍♀️
suemason.bsky.social
Everything in this country is a grift.
It’s been going on for 40+ years but now it’s out in the open.
They don’t even try to hide it anymore.
And no one will be punished.