An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill
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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill
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🔞MDNI🔞 ‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️ Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦 Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated. Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated. ‼️AGE IN BIO or BLOCKED‼️
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The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)

(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
If I end up posting a lewd tonight, it’ll be later on, when I’m super tired, and when I’m in my bedroom bc I have notifications turned off while I’m around my “roommates” (mostly for my own sake and sanity).
*(this rule applies to no one**, let’s be real)

**(I fear I may need to re-[re-re-re-re-]download all of the dating apps, but this time not get jump scared by the first page and delete everything almost immediately, but instead swallow my fears and actually try)
New rule for dealing with me irl; you don’t get to finish, you might not even be allowed to enter my warm and tight house-cat cavern, until you make ME cum AT LEAST ONCE.* 😠😤
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what we’re not going to do is shame people for crowdfunding. what we’re not going to do is call people who ask for help lazy.

this is not them failing to work hard enough; this is the failing of a system that underpays people & exploits them for their labor.

fuck off with the elitist bullshit.
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Ladies, stop pretending to cum.

It’s 2025, boo that man!
I’d greatly appreciate it if someone could fuck me until my brain empties, until all I can do is moan, groan, and beg for more. And once my brain is sufficiently empty, tell me all of the things that I need to hear, fill my head with affirmations and praise.
Maybe then it’ll finally stick. 😓
Every time I think that I’ve made up my mind about something, that I’ve come to terms with things, let go of the parts that were bothering me & the parts that needed to be let go, I’m hit with a tidal wave of doubt all over again & feel like throwing up.
My brain is such a bully. I’d like a new one.
I *must* be tired. My brain suddenly forgot how to do a basic stitch mid-stitch, half an hour after having done the same kind of stitch just beside where I was actively stitching, and I almost started crying about it. 🤦🏻‍♀️
I’ve been thinking about this since I first saw it last night and… ummmmm 😵‍💫🫠
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still no movement.
12 hours to raise $70 or this photo gets deleted and you get no clip.
Faye isn’t here this week because she’s tired of doing this every month, more than understandable.
Faye shouldn’t be reduced to begging on the internet.
PLEASE TIP FAYE!!
@feelgoodfairy.bsky.social
if we get Faye to 30% by this time tomorrow, i’ll upload a clip :)
you can tip here! every tip counts!
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
(There’s a horror movie on tv right now.)
I wanna watch horror movies in the afternoon, with the cool breeze blowing the falling leaves outside, the sky being cloud-covered and threatening rain, not sunny but not too dark out, cuddled up on the couch with someone, cuddling and making out now and then between the jump scares and stuff
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I just posted a free mini-set in my succubus costume - follow to enjoy! ❤️‍🔥💋❤️‍🔥

#realnsfw #sexycostume #lewd #succubus #bbw #nsfwsky #ebony #fansly

fansly.com/post/8379143...
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absolutely stunning 😍😍💜💜

$FeelGoodFairy

ko-fi.com/feelgoodfairy
This year has been from hell, but I’m hotter. ❤️‍🔥

#feralFriday
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To be like clay in someone’s hands, moulded by a touch: chin titled upwards, jaw pinched between eager fingers, nape held by a possessive touch, waist wrapped tightly, hair tugged gently.
To be made anew by fire, the kind that burns from within.
Do people give gifts for Halloween? I think someone should start the tradition, specifically by giving this to me for Halloween. 👉🏻👈🏻
There’s lots of mining in this area, and we get rumbles quite regularly from blasts underground. That rumble lasted way too long for it to have been a blast, and we’ve been getting small earthquakes a lot more often. We actually just had one like two days ago. They’re small, but… what the fuck???
Hi, I’m back at home from my appointment and what the fuck I think there was just an earthquake?????
If I get to that point sometime today where I’m sort of giggly and loopy and slightly delirious, I might nonchalantly post a lewd bc I won’t be thinking straight.
Please possibly anticipate. 🫡🙃
I’m so tired. So so tired. I slept horribly, and my dog kept pushing me off of my bed, then he woke me up at like 3am to go outside again. And I’ve been up since 5:30.
I want to SLEEP!!! 😩😭

“Kristen, why are you always in such a bad mood?” Please see above, bc it happens like 4 times a week now.
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Do you think I’ll ever have a mattress that doesn’t have springs sticking out of the sides, that scratch my legs every time get in or out of it? In this economy, probably not.

Maybe this mattress is why I’m so tired when I wake up. Or maybe it’s just my poorly managed major depressive disorder.
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I need someone to hug me for like 3 hours straight