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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill

@stuckinsoup.bsky.social

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🔞MDNI🔞 ‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️ Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦 Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated. Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated. ‼️AGE IN BIO or BLOCKED‼️

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · Aug 28

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‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️

The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)

(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)

Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
Have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.

About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)

• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.

Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
BOUNDRIES & RULES
Have your age (18+) in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.
Simply stating 18+ nsfw or MDNI means nothing.
Have an AGE listed.

I am not your Mommy, baby, honey, cutie, good girl etc.
Do not call me pet names unless l've okayed it.
Just because I'm posting about sexual scenarios, fantasies etc, that does NOT necessarily mean that I want to be sexual with you.

My dm's are closed to non-mutuals. Badgering me to be mutuals may get you blocked.
I'm here to horny shitpost, (occasionally) post lewds with my friends, and complain. I'm not looking for someone to “dom” me etc.
Please respect that.

Reposting my lewds is ok, unless I've stated otherwise on the post itself.

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 3m

If I end up posting a lewd tonight, it’ll be later on, when I’m super tired, and when I’m in my bedroom bc I have notifications turned off while I’m around my “roommates” (mostly for my own sake and sanity).

An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 5m

*(this rule applies to no one**, let’s be real)

**(I fear I may need to re-[re-re-re-re-]download all of the dating apps, but this time not get jump scared by the first page and delete everything almost immediately, but instead swallow my fears and actually try)

An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 5m

New rule for dealing with me irl; you don’t get to finish, you might not even be allowed to enter my warm and tight house-cat cavern, until you make ME cum AT LEAST ONCE.* 😠😤

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spooky clover 👻 @girlofthecosmos.bsky.social · 3h

what we’re not going to do is shame people for crowdfunding. what we’re not going to do is call people who ask for help lazy.

this is not them failing to work hard enough; this is the failing of a system that underpays people & exploits them for their labor.

fuck off with the elitist bullshit.

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noodicula 🐰🦇 @noodlescripts.bsky.social · 3h

fuck anyone who calls SWers lazy.
here are some brilliant SWers who you should be following and tipping:
@bunns666.bsky.social
@feelgoodfairy.bsky.social
@maniamademe.bsky.social
@kolorfullust.bsky.social
@faeazalea.bsky.social
@itsteacuptime.bsky.social
@sineadthefae.bsky.social

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Spookysaurus @sebsaurus.bsky.social · 4h

Ladies, stop pretending to cum.

It’s 2025, boo that man!

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 5h

I’d greatly appreciate it if someone could fuck me until my brain empties, until all I can do is moan, groan, and beg for more. And once my brain is sufficiently empty, tell me all of the things that I need to hear, fill my head with affirmations and praise.
Maybe then it’ll finally stick. 😓

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 5h

Every time I think that I’ve made up my mind about something, that I’ve come to terms with things, let go of the parts that were bothering me & the parts that needed to be let go, I’m hit with a tidal wave of doubt all over again & feel like throwing up.
My brain is such a bully. I’d like a new one.

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 7h

I *must* be tired. My brain suddenly forgot how to do a basic stitch mid-stitch, half an hour after having done the same kind of stitch just beside where I was actively stitching, and I almost started crying about it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 7h

I’ve been thinking about this since I first saw it last night and… ummmmm 😵‍💫🫠

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noodicula 🐰🦇 @noodlescripts.bsky.social · 1d

still no movement.
12 hours to raise $70 or this photo gets deleted and you get no clip.
Faye isn’t here this week because she’s tired of doing this every month, more than understandable.
Faye shouldn’t be reduced to begging on the internet.
PLEASE TIP FAYE!!
@feelgoodfairy.bsky.social

noodicula 🐰🦇 @noodlescripts.bsky.social · 2d

if we get Faye to 30% by this time tomorrow, i’ll upload a clip :)
you can tip here! every tip counts!
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 8h

(There’s a horror movie on tv right now.)

An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 8h

I wanna watch horror movies in the afternoon, with the cool breeze blowing the falling leaves outside, the sky being cloud-covered and threatening rain, not sunny but not too dark out, cuddled up on the couch with someone, cuddling and making out now and then between the jump scares and stuff

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🖤🦇 Faye 🦇 🖤 @msfayesinclair.bsky.social · 13h

I just posted a free mini-set in my succubus costume - follow to enjoy! ❤️‍🔥💋❤️‍🔥

#realnsfw #sexycostume #lewd #succubus #bbw #nsfwsky #ebony #fansly

fansly.com/post/8379143...

A screenshot of a Fansly post preview - a grid of four pictures of Faye (a young black woman) in costume - the images are heavily pixelated, but you can tell she’s wearing minimal lingerie and her skin is edited to be a demonic shade of red. A lock icon is in the center of the grid.

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Rain's Requiem @starshinepoetry.bsky.social · 11h

absolutely stunning 😍😍💜💜

$FeelGoodFairy

ko-fi.com/feelgoodfairy

🖤🦇 Fall Faye 🦇🖤 @feelgoodfairy.bsky.social · 13h

This year has been from hell, but I’m hotter. ❤️‍🔥

#feralFriday

A stylized portrait of Faye, a young black woman with shoulder length curly hair.

She’s wearing a black harness top decorated with silver-toned studs. Her red curved horns are black at the tip, and we can see a glimpse of her pointed fairy ear on the left side of the photo. Her makeup is dark, her lips are painted black, and her skin is a demonic red. She makes eye contact with the viewer as she licks the tip of her red pitchfork.

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Fran @galacticidiots.bsky.social · 12h

To be like clay in someone’s hands, moulded by a touch: chin titled upwards, jaw pinched between eager fingers, nape held by a possessive touch, waist wrapped tightly, hair tugged gently.
To be made anew by fire, the kind that burns from within.

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 9h

Do people give gifts for Halloween? I think someone should start the tradition, specifically by giving this to me for Halloween. 👉🏻👈🏻

🐙 Odyssey Toys 🐙 @odysseytoys.bsky.social · 9h

💦🐙💀🐙💦

An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 9h

It’s so pretty, and so are you! 🫠

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 9h

There’s lots of mining in this area, and we get rumbles quite regularly from blasts underground. That rumble lasted way too long for it to have been a blast, and we’ve been getting small earthquakes a lot more often. We actually just had one like two days ago. They’re small, but… what the fuck???

An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 9h

Hi, I’m back at home from my appointment and what the fuck I think there was just an earthquake?????

An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 10h

If I get to that point sometime today where I’m sort of giggly and loopy and slightly delirious, I might nonchalantly post a lewd bc I won’t be thinking straight.
Please possibly anticipate. 🫡🙃

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 10h

I’m so tired. So so tired. I slept horribly, and my dog kept pushing me off of my bed, then he woke me up at like 3am to go outside again. And I’ve been up since 5:30.
I want to SLEEP!!! 😩😭

“Kristen, why are you always in such a bad mood?” Please see above, bc it happens like 4 times a week now.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11h

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "WHAT FUCKIN COWBOY DID THIS BULLSHIT"

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An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 20h

Do you think I’ll ever have a mattress that doesn’t have springs sticking out of the sides, that scratch my legs every time get in or out of it? In this economy, probably not.

Maybe this mattress is why I’m so tired when I wake up. Or maybe it’s just my poorly managed major depressive disorder.

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Mae!! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 1d

I need someone to hug me for like 3 hours straight

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