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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 1d

I am not exaggerating when I say I currently have the level of lisp usually only seen in cartoons

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my sweet fucking christ, RIP your anus and your face holes

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 1d

I'd hoped I would only make that mistake once in my life, that being the occasion I encountered one in my curry and just fucking ate it like a dickhead

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 1d

So anyway, now I need to figure out what the fuck to do with some fiercely hot chillis lovingly and delicately pickled with a delicious sweet, spicy brine. Once my brain is capable of doing anything other than processing burning.

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 1d

Just put the whole fucking thing in my mouth, seeds and all, crunch crunch crunch. 💀

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 1d

They're the hot green ones used in Indian food. I am dying again.

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 1d

Sooooo the other batch of chillis grown this year were - I thought - the Turkish pickling chillis, ie those incredibly mild ones usually served whole pickled in sweet vinegar. The pickling is complete, so I tasted the fruits of my labour.

And readers, they are NOT mild pickling peppers.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 2d

The veneration of Books As Objects misses the point entirely. If you're reading a book, turn the corners down, break the spine, spill soup on it. It's your book, go nuts. A pristine, unread book is a tragedy in a way that a beloved, much-read book that looks like the dog's been at it could never be.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 2d

*contraceptive pill, not abortions

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine

The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 3d

Tim Curry was a 20-something stage actor living in London in the seedy, sex-drenched 1970s when he auditioned for a new B-movie musical called “The Rocky Horror Show.” In a new interview, Curry discusses the cult classic, David Bowie, Studio 54, and more. http://nyer.cm/Z9RkgrI

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 3d

Turns out my gf went at it with a hacksaw in the other room while I was posting lol

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 3d

So while I was posting this it turns out my gf in fact in the other room with the hacksaw, and I had mostly posted all of this to try and dissuade her from getting the hacksaw out and use a more subtle approach but long story short we have gin now

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 3d

So I in fact am too drunk to actually deal with the situation right now but tomorrow me and the gf are going try various approaches including a neodymium magnet, a soldering iron and a hacksaw, will let you know which one worked, thank you for these suggestions, which I'll digest fully later.

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 4d

This was honestly SO helpful for the level of strong magnet required, so many people are saying "strong magnet" with no indication as to the kind of level of strong required

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 4d

Lol my gf has a hacksaw, she's feeling very validated right now because that was her suggestion

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly, this was my girlfriend's immediate instinct, I am hoping for a more peaceful solution

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 4d

I can tell that it's meant to be deactivated with a magnet, I just don't know if it has to be a special kind of magnet; a fridge magnet just sticks on it jauntily. Retail workers and shoplifters, tell me how to do this.

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 4d

Okay internet, I need your help. bought this bottle and in the chaos of the self checkouts the security cover wasn't taken off. How do I get into this gin? Helpful answers only plz. (I promise I didn't steal it, both me and the self checkout guy just forgot deal with it)

The underside of the security collar on aforesaid bottle. If I could properly describe what I was looking at and how it worked I wouldn't be asking the internet for advice on breaking it

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 4d

"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 6d

Whomst could have possibly foreseen that the online safety act would create massive security risks? www.theguardian.com/media/2025/o...

Hack of age verification firm may have exposed 70,000 Discord users’ ID photos

Names, email addresses and other contact details of users from around the world could also have been taken

www.theguardian.com

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 8d

Everybody please clap, I just successfully did a wee and wiped WITHOUT applying capsaicin to my genitalia

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 8d

This just in: I took the gloves off after prep then just fucking squished them into the pickling jar with my bare hands and now I'm burning under my nails too.

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 8d

Half my face is numb I look like I've had a stroke and I don't think it's healthy to eat any more butter than I already have to try to fix my hubris chomp.

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 8d

Turns out that first one I tasted was a dud and the rest of them are normal heat.

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Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 8d

They were so tasty, I took a less cautious nibble of another. A chomp, in fact. About a third of the pepper.

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