Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat.bsky.social
7.4K followers 1.2K following 2.3K posts
I am a famous celebrity of world renown. I am also the Broke Poet.
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stealingvalerie.bsky.social
randomly had the thought “if Gilbert Gottfried was still alive he’d be a perfect Adam Friedland Show guest”
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theyfab.bsky.social
seeing a sign at the thrift shop for "plus size tops" and getting so hard i faint
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coffinfairy.bsky.social
This is urgent. We have no food in the fridge and freezer and have been living off of oatmeal and Pb and Js for 3 days now. Please help if you can or at the very least repost this so more people can see!
coffinfairy.bsky.social
Ok I need help getting groceries since all of our fridge and freezer food went bad when the power was out.

I need $580 for groceries to restock our freezer and some hygiene products. Anything is appreciated!💜

PayPal:
www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinkewpie

Ko-fi: coffinfairy
Screenshot of text that reads: I'm a single disabled mom of four. I have uterine fibroids that causes excessive bleeding and fatigue, POTs and PTSD from Covid turning into long covid and causing my health problems. I was working two jobs prior to not working until it caught up to me and l ended up in the ER with a heart rate that wouldn't slow down until I had to take medication. I have been trying to get on disability since. A year later I started to caretake for my disabled child by myself as well. I had help previously but it wasn't working out and l've had to do a lot of it on my own, now I'm stuck in a situation where working isn't possible for my health and while I'm already caretaking for my disabled child that needs constant care. I did not ever envision this happening to me and have always worked hard to take care of my family but now I'm in what feels like an impossible situation trying my best to take care of my kids and myself so I can stay around for them as long as possible. Im not enjoying coming online asking for help but I have no where else to turn. I'm doing everything I can to get help but it's not Screenshot of text that reads: everything I can to get help but it's not enough to survive off of. I'm sadly the only responsible parent and have limited family that all live too far to help. I live in California which is a bit expensive but with the state of America right now I'm trying to stay where my trans child and disabled child are the safest. Any help is appreciated and keeps my kids and I surviving while waiting on disability or other options I'm pursuing to happen. I don't know what the future holds but as a mother I'm doing everything I can to keep my family together, healthy and happy. Even if it means coming online and begging for that help. Thank you if you read.
Please boost if you're able. The chances someone who can help sees my post greatly increases with more eyes. Lots of love
staticbluebat.bsky.social
Raise your hand if you think I am radiating with sexual charisma and am the number one sex symbol of our time
staticbluebat.bsky.social
i would much rather you not get doxxed tony
staticbluebat.bsky.social
The only one I've actually seen so far lol
staticbluebat.bsky.social
What a collab that would be
staticbluebat.bsky.social
i've thought about it 🤷‍♀️
staticbluebat.bsky.social
i have never been able to pick a movie at the dentist it's always like shark week on the discovery channel or something and that just makes it worse
staticbluebat.bsky.social
i would use bluesky more if you watched movies
staticbluebat.bsky.social
I went to All In: Texas but I have been not really keeping up with AEW otherwise and every single thing I hear about WWE upsets me lately except for some of the women's division stuff lol. I want to go back and watch more 90s Japan stuff.
staticbluebat.bsky.social
katie are you watching movies again
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christopherbell.bsky.social
Feel free to watch my horror short for all of spooky Halloween :)
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christopherbell.bsky.social
The Confection
- the trailer -
Chattanooga Film Fest June 20
www.chattfilmfest.org/2025-filmguide
staticbluebat.bsky.social
srirachachau.bsky.social
Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now
knightscrest.bsky.social
what even happened on the other site this time
staticbluebat.bsky.social
I mean yeah his point was "you don't ask actors to repeat old performances" which seems pretty fair lol
staticbluebat.bsky.social
Kevin Smith pissing Bruce Willis off on the set of Cop Out by asking him to repeat something he did on Moonlighting lives in my head permanently
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Coffee is the ultimate former alcoholic drink. You can pay a guy $18 to make a fancy version of it right in front of your bloodshot eyes, or you can buy one in a gas station for a buck and a half while slowly crying to "Night Moves" because you just need to feel something again
staticbluebat.bsky.social
at least you can actually block people here
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brndnstrssng.bsky.social
Guy on the other end sounds familiar…

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letterboxd.social
Four Favorites with Will Arnett, Chloe Radcliffe, Jordan Jensen, Christine Ebersole, Blake Kane and Calvin Knegten at the 63rd New York Film Festival premiere of Bradley Cooper's Is This Thing On? 🎤
staticbluebat.bsky.social
John McCain their model of a "moderate" Republican sang "Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran" and his big admonishment was about how "obviously Obama isn't a Muslim he's a good Christian man" lol