Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat.bsky.social
7.4K followers 1.2K following 2.2K posts
I am a famous celebrity of world renown. I am also the Broke Poet.
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staticbluebat.bsky.social
Will smith slapped Chris rock at cinema’s night of 1000 stars
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meganbitchell.bsky.social
Let me take my shoes off at the dentist
staticbluebat.bsky.social
i’m a famous celebrity
jessehawken.bsky.social
Some superstars are logging in over here today and we love to see it
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staticbluebat.bsky.social
You know who’s really great? Cocteau Twins
staticbluebat.bsky.social
It’s really a case of getting better engagement on the other site for me but I also don’t try hard enough here trying more lol
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kahlillkasir.bsky.social
The teaser trailer for By Time You See Me There Will Be Nothing Left, my directorial debut about a messy t4t serial killer couple, being a mentally ill cripple, and living in California in 2025, it’s a very depressing fucked up little movie and I can’t wait to show to yall (kickstarter below)
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idiotwitch.bsky.social
YAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEE #JaneIsFamousParty
staticbluebat.bsky.social
Follow her or she will say i'm not a famous celebrity anymore
idiotwitch.bsky.social
are you in charge of on here? can you buy me followers
staticbluebat.bsky.social
Need a "wrestling chat for smart people" lol
staticbluebat.bsky.social
"imagin all the peopl" - jon lemon
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bornposting.bsky.social
feed carljob with your scrumptious follows & engagement
staticbluebat.bsky.social
Ah so that's why some people have to do that and some people don't
staticbluebat.bsky.social
there is already a category of pornography centered on narrative, it's called erotica lol and you don't have to destroy the clean drinking water supply to read it
buildbackwetter.bsky.social
A categorically new version of pornography centered on narrative while avoiding exploitation of sex workers and millions of liberal millennials inexplicably pretending like they're not going to use it
staticbluebat.bsky.social
did I get grandfather'd in to that because I have never uploaded my ID and I can use it fine
staticbluebat.bsky.social
Group chats are fine I mostly use them to discuss da movies
staticbluebat.bsky.social
I get what you are getting at but I don't think there's anything inherently wrong about wanting to keep in contact with online friends in a group too but yes doing it for "clout" or whatever is dumb lmao
staticbluebat.bsky.social
i have group chats in my phone with my irl friends though
staticbluebat.bsky.social
Then you're ahead of the curve!