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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality
@stanzman.bsky.social
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One will fall to bottle One will fall to the spike One will fall to the devil One will fall out of spite
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 39m
Another poc admiral is forced out early..this one overseas operations in the carribean and Latin america..shocker
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 1h
And Stephen
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 2h
Lol that the London No Kings event is called No Tyrants because…you know…

www.nokings.org#map
A box overlaid on a map showing southern England, with London prominently marked. The box features bold black text reading: "NO TYRANTS INDIVISIBLE LONDON UK" Below this heading, the event details are listed: Date: Sat, Oct 18 Time: 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM EDT Location: US EMBASSY LONDON (UK) The time and date information is accompanied by red calendar and map pin icons. At the bottom of the flyer is a large red button labeled “RSVP” in white text.
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 1h
Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈 (@thedruidwendy)
Christians , about the platypus
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 2h
Markets down gold up oil down lower than ever..hmmmm what do the markets think is going to happen this weekend?
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 5h
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 4h
Fucking elder abuse..I hate him but I hate anybody that isnt forcing him into a wheelchair or a rollator even more
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 8h
South Park roasted his freaky ass last night it was hilarious 6..7
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 8h
An important message to the people of New York City.

More information at zohranfornyc.com/birthday
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 8h
This guy is killing it!!
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 19h
Bwaahahah
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 19h
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 19h
SOUTH PARK! OMG
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 20h
Where were the blue Jay sluggers the first two games..hungover?
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Zola @zola4b.bsky.social · 23h
"...They should just be human rights." -Beto O'Rourke during Dems Abroad town hall in Berlin, Germany (Part #1)
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 20h
Notice they didnt take her on she would of gone to jail but I bet she would draw blood on that pussy
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 20h
They are playing for their survival..no way they would recover from 0-3
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 21h
He will be more famous than ever now..and has video evidence of harassment by these assholes
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22h
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 21h
Reminds me of another Peacemaker..willing to kill men woman and children to achieve peace
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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 21h
🚨Jim Carrey’s fresh out of fucks, and we are here for it!
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Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 22h
"The boy, who is Hispanic and African American, was held in a garage for five hours “without informing his family, stating any charges, or allowing him to call an attorney,” the statement said. He is a U.S. citizen, as is his entire immediate family, the release said."
Feds ram SUV after chase down residential street in Chicago, then tear-gas crowd
The crash happened late Tuesday morning near 105th Street and Avenue N in the East Side neighborhood. Two men being pursued were arrested as were two bystanders. The crash drew dozens of neighbors who...
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 21h
Finally, some common sense from Oklahoma education.

Ryan Walters turned classrooms into culture war battlegrounds. Reversing his Bible mandate isn’t “anti-religion,” it’s accepting the fact that the Bible is not a history book!

Schools should teach, not preach.
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 21h
DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED STATES MUST BEGIN THE PROCESS OF GERRYMANDERING THE GOP OUT OF THEIR STATES WHERE EVER POSSIBLE..NOW..THEY ARE DOING IT TO THE GOP CONTROLLED STATES AND WILL DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO STOP US FROM KICKING THEM OUT OF OFFICE..DONT WAIT
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