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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality
@stanzman.bsky.social
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One will fall to bottle One will fall to the spike One will fall to the devil One will fall out of spite
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 8m
@lunaticleft.bsky.social
Check this out im blocking because it sure seems like a shit stirrer or a plant trying to devide us from within
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 24m
Lisandra Vazquez (@lisandravcomedy)
MAGA Chat: Young Republicans Leaked Group Chat in Politico
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1h
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Ray Beckerman @raybeckerman.bsky.social · 23h
ICE Detains U.S. Citizen After Saying She Doesn’t “Look” American newrepublic.com/post/201745/...
ICE Detains U.S. Citizen After Saying She Doesn’t “Look” American
She even had her U.S. passport on her.
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 56m
Congratulations..can we send the Murdoch famiky back?
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 11h
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 1h
Sing it loud!!!!
Samantha Paige (she/they) (@samantha705901)
Bette has always been there to turn out the lights at the end 🥹 Bette Midler serenaded Johnny Carson on his final episode of The Tonight Showin in 1992 🥰
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SAM @samierens.bsky.social · 13h
Time was considering this for the cover, given the Plane got Qatar an Air Force Base in Idaho!
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Speechless @ingegeeb.bsky.social · 3h
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Slava Bonkus #ElonSucksSoHard @bonkski.bsky.social · 13h
😜 bsky.app/profile/asta...
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totesillegit.bsky.social @totesillegit.bsky.social · 2h
Gob Bluth, a self-proclaimed illusionist from the sitcom Arrested Development, is standing on wide brick steps that lead to a columned building in the background. Behind Gob are nine other magicians, one of whom is dressed in a full robe and wizard hat ensemble. Gob is holding a professionally made sign that reads, in camel case, "We Demand To Be Taken Seriously."
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 13h
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uppaalaska.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @uppaalaska.bsky.social · 1h
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 10h
Bette Midler killed it on Colbert..
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 1d
Breakfast for Nine
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 1d
“Cuddle or die, scuba man. The choice is yours”
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 12h
Kudos for keeping his cool and not panicking
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FulcrumOut @fulcrumout.bsky.social · 19h
It’s a goddamn war zone.
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 12h
Delivered by a guy who joked "hey you shoulda turned your head like me"
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 14h
Lisandra Vazquez (@lisandravcomedy)
Actual footage of @karolineleavitt replaying the Cheeto Overlord’s latest HR Violation
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 16h
You first, motherfuckers.
Homeland Security @DHSgov Remigrate. 3:06 PM • Oct 14, 2025 • 545.8K Views
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 15h
She thought a married man twice her age was a good idea..so..Florida is as Florida does
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 16h
Need other democrat states to do this red States are piling up
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Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin.bsky.social · 17h
Elections aren’t every 4 years or every 2 years, they’re every year. In California we have a special election for prop 50 and it’s a YES. If Texas can gerrymander then we should be able to. I know my comments will be filled with bots, but I won’t be intimidated. Our democracy is vanishing❤️
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 1d
Mass shooting:
2 dead and 3 injured in shooting at Truth Bar and Grill in Anderson, South Carolina.

Deceased identified as Calvin Chester Jr, and Roymad McDaniel. Ages not given.
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