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squatmaster666.bsky.social
The Haunted Term & Condition
@squatmaster666.bsky.social
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i am your impulsive thoughts megaphone and a professional void howler a fake spooky satanic villain from a fictional dimension and not a real human they/it/guy/any
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2h
this is inevitable which is why we're leaning into it
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 5h
one of my proudest tales of personal growth is how i have learned to embrace the fact that the more time i spend on building and polishing a homebrew setting the more it resembles an ideologically turbofucked moshpit of nonsense factions (it actually feels more authentic from an outside perspective)
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 9h
Mr. Hiccup had crippling alcoholism
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 9h
humbly returning to my regular old 2 like average after having a single post pop off

i am the Modern Day Cincinnatus
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 10h
"but *I* would be working MORE than 40 hours a week! i want to!"
i scream at the cashier in the Tesco, after reading another post about a four day work week
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 10h
we need at least two guys. m,aybe even three,
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d
but i don't want to do that
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d
Roland Barthes' Death of the Author refers to how Roland Barthes, the author, died in a traffic collision
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d
now it must be real easy for you to see yourself out
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
i hear your political point of view and i understand that you wish to make a Better World, but have you considered the fact that i Am A Psychopath?
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
magnetism at a respectable distance
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
what the fuck does THIS mean
headline from ZME Science; "Mathematicians Just Found a Hidden 'Reset Button' That Can Undo Any Rotation"
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
"surely there are no bacteria in crumbs", says person actively cultivating several exciting new variants of exotic bacteria on their cutting board
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
let he with good aim cast the first brick
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
what if

👉👈

the formula only worked half the time for no discernable reason?
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
"but why, squat? is google sheets better?"

me: "no" *bang*
that one still of Wesley Snipes' character from New Jack City (1991) holding a gun whilst crying two perfect streams of tears
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
i don't hate Excel
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 2d
If Keir starmer really wants to prove he’s not antisemitic he’ll riot with Maccabi Tel Aviv. Anything less he may as well be Hamas.
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
"i thlammed my penith (real) in the car door (figurative)"
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
philosophy bros will have a pfp of Diogenes and i bet you they have no idea about his actual philosophy aside from putting down Alexander the Great. if they were more honest about their influences they would have a picture of Daffy Duck
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
anyone wanna buy some jewels i... found?
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
this panic attack is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 2d
anyone wanna buy some jewels i... found?
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 3d
i am going to move to America and get a US citizenship JUST so that i can never vote in American elections even harder!
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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 3d
i want to become an instant pot when i grow up
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