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@squatchdaddy.bsky.social

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MDNI NSFW Autistic Cissie: he/him poly and partnered (open) 27 TX https://tellonym.me/squatch_dad.dy https://ngl.link/squatch_dad.dy

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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · Oct 10

Feeling cockette 🥰

Stylized monster penis with two legs on the sack and a tail. Edited with a bow, pink filter, and captioned "cockette"

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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 8m

Gnawing on my enclosure

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 32m

If you spray me I'll squirt right back, just not with a bottle

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 43m

Duh we're gonna go until *you're* brainless, you start begging at a touch. The real accomplishment is going until *I'm* brainless, barely listening, and instinctually reacting to whatever pleas you whimper. Drooling and sweating over you like the caught prey you are.

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Baileyillustration @baileyillustration.bsky.social · 9h

Fucktober Day Twenty Nine: Bliss.

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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 47m

I just wanna bite into your shoulder until I feel my teeth sink in, stop to kiss, dig in deeper, and repeat until there's a lil blood showing. I'll make sure to play with you throughout as a reward for powering through the pain.

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 48m

BARK BARK BARK

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𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 ༘˚⋆𐙚 @yourlilgirl.bsky.social · Sep 18

first date idea ♡

#cnc #rapeplay #abused

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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 51m

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

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a @proteinache.bsky.social · 17h

missionary so you can gag me with your fingers while you fill my pussy too😋

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

liking all of your disgusting posts is my love language

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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 54m

I feel like I'm ovulating, stay AWAYYYYYYYYYYY (my face is hot, my brain is mush, I feel uncomfy but also comf and I wanna rip into someone until they beg to be mauled)

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1h

To masturbate or game

An age old question

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1h

1. Your mom

2. Eh

3. Hard maybe

4. My partner and family and friends

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1h

I'm apparently popular on threads? 😭😭😭

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1h

It's ok if you can't moan like you mean it while you give me head, I'll make sure you do with a bowling ball grip

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 3h

Need to eat pussy like I've been starving for a week

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 3h

I wanna grip hips and rub until you're begging, just to lean down, wrap you in both my arms, play with your clit and tits, and then pop my cock inside of you. Squeezing you close so I can feel every gasp of shock, moan of pleasure, and automatic twitch.

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 3h

I hate being a man rnrn. Like few years ago it was doable. Now, I literally can't do anything without having to slog through toxic perceptions about men because that's how bad men fucking suck.

Point is: I deserve to get my dick wet, but who knows when that'll happen because of how things are rn.

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 13h

BELIEVE IN YOU

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 13h

FREAK 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 (real)

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 13h

I realize it's been weeks- months since I've opened dating apps, I swipe right on like 5 people, I forget they exist again

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 14h

No thots, sack empty tho

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 15h

Hell yeah

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 18h

I can finally fight my wife's new husband Danny Grouse

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 18h

Okokok but what if the dirt was smokable