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Sporks Pantalones

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 2h

(or it does to my ear, anyway)

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 2h

yeah, I think that's what gets me. No, it's not a purity test to demand people not be racist or transphobic, these are the basic fucking foundations. These are the standards. Purity test implies fussiness and preciousness and being picky just because you can

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 2h

gonna try to not yell too much and just eat some ice cream and be thankful we have, after many months, a working bathroom sink once again

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 2h

yeah I get what the OP was saying but I've seen so many "it's not a purity test" lines today that I just snapped and damn I'd like someone in the government to stand up for SOMETHING
one guy with white supremacist tattoos is enough already

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 2h

"it's not about a purity test"
YES THE FUCK IT IS
if you can't have a "no Nazis" test what even is the point of you?

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 2h

but anyway! I hope your trip there is for pleasant reasons and it's an enjoyable one! Have some marraquetas in my name 😭

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 3h

smashing CC @asterionhex.monster AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Carolina A. Miranda @cmonstah.bsky.social · 3h

Meanwhile, as a break from political debacle, may I recommend shock rock debacle? @mattstromberg.bsky.social hung out with GWAR on the occasion of their first gallery show in LA for @kcrw.com's Art Insider and his story contains phrases like "Codpiece of Cthulu."

email.kcrw.com/shock-rocker...

The musician known as Blöthar of GWAR strikes a pose in a rather demonic looking costume with horns on his head and udders on his belly before a wall covered in GWAR ephemera.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 6h

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 3h

you don't have a drinking or even a judgment problem, son, you got a Nazi problem

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 3h

somewhere along the way oh getting the LARGE PUDDLE OF GENOCIDE-RELATED BLACK ON YOUR TORSO YOU MIGHT HAVE STARTED SOBERING UP IDK

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Carolina A. Miranda @cmonstah.bsky.social · 3h

I'm in Chile and everyone here who still has PSTD from watching people getting stuffed into trucks by the military during the Pinochet era is like, there no way in hell I'm going to the U.S. even for 5 minutes.

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 3h

I have been vibrating off my body into the 70s terror dimension basically non-stop and I didn't even experience the worst of it. I had a week-long uninterrupted panic attack when they took Khalil. Love to leave a dictatorship as a child to end up in this as an adult

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 3h

and sometimes you have a whole other kind of tea emergency

Carolina A. Miranda @cmonstah.bsky.social · 3h

On an unrelated note, whenever I'm in Santiago, love to admire the old Hotel Crillón, where the novelist María Carolina Geel shot and killed her husband in 1955 while having tea.

A color photograph shows an elegant, four-story Beaux Arts building on a street corner on a busy Santiago afternoon.

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 3h

see, sometimes you do have a tea emergency

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 4h

alright I cannot anymore I'm off to the Tea Dimension

a gong fu tea set up on a white table, including a small greenish teapot, some wood accessories, white teaware, and a big water boiler

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 4h

alright I cannot anymore I'm off to the Tea Dimension

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 4h

name of my album

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 6h

I have enough range to be pissed off about everything

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CL Woke Cannibal Erotica Hellisen @clhellisen.bsky.social · 12h

Hey bluesky - who are your favourite trans horror and fantasy writers?

Bonus points for recent novels or shorts.

I have some in mind but my titles may be a little old now

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

Baby's First Furry Panic

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

good thing there's a fence up to stop any would-be vandals

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 8h

NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.

Photograph of ongoing demolition of the East Wing of the White House.

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

BRUH WE HAVE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY WITH THE PLUMBERS THIS YEAR THAT THEY SENT US COOKIES

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

today is supposed to be our last Plumbing Day and if we have to do more of this I'm going to pull my or someone's hair out

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

I got like that too when I watched it!

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

I just, gosh, really love this show! I hope you enjoy

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

also Shoreh Aghdashloo and HER ENTIRE WARDROBE

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