Sean Burns
@splicedpersonality.bsky.social
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Film Critic. Projectionalist. www.splicedpersonality.com
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He had me longing for a shirtless Kenneth Branagh.
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“and Willem Dafoe as Gas.”
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I am spoiled rotten by and eternally grateful for our indie theaters here in Boston. We’re so lucky here.
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Went to a screening at an Alamo Drafthouse tonight and I have no idea how you people do this. So many servers walking back and forth the whole time it was like watching the movie in a fucking bus station.
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Going back to Long Island.
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Just whole buildings whose only purpose is to let you sit in the dark and watch a movie on a giant screen. And they’re everywhere! It rules so hard.
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Boston looks forward to welcoming the world to our beautiful city, the cradle of liberty and city of champions.
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Trump on moving World Cup games from Boston: "We could take them away. Your mayor is not good."
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He’s kind of neat-looking.
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I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
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My favorite part of THE MASTERMIND is when Josh O’Connor goes on the lam disguised as 1974 Springsteen.
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BLUE MOON (2025, Linklater, ****) A delightful movie about discovering that you’ve grown old and irrelevant, drank too much, no longer understand what the audience wants and you’re never gonna have sex with Margaret Qualley. It resonated with me for several reasons. #IFFBoston
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THE MASTERMIND (2025, Reichardt, ***1/2) Has the most amusingly clumsy robbery I’ve seen in some time. But what else would you expect from a heist movie set in Framingham? #IFFBoston
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Mystifies me how Globe editors consider “other people liked it, I didn’t” with no further elaboration to be an interesting or even valid form of criticism. I was always taught that a critic needed to back up their opinions, and not just proclaim them as if reading tablets from Mt. Sinai.
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“Her timing has its origins in 1930s comedy, but also, perhaps, on some as-yet undiscovered, faraway planet: her lines spin out in woolly loops, and even if Alvy has the most cerebral quips, her comebacks always top them with their weirdo bravado.” Beautiful remembrance by @szacharek.bsky.social.
The Astonishing Versatility of Diane Keaton
Keaton, who died at 79, is often remembered for her comedic performance in Annie Hall, but she did so much more throughout her career.
time.com
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Cracks me up how the Globe has tacked on parentheticals begrudgingly mentioning IFFBoston. Because why would local readers care about a film festival happening right now in their town when they can read about one that’s already ended in New York?
Stand up comics and sibling rivalries fuel this year’s NYFF - The Boston Globe
Will Arnett tells jokes and Alexander Skarsgård dons leather as the festival comes to a close.
www.bostonglobe.com
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Incredible evocation of late-period Wahlberg’s dialogue delivery.
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Just confirmed! We've added a bonus film to this year's Fall Focus: THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE!

See it on Wednesday, November 5 at the @brattletheatre.bsky.social. Tickets are on sale now: ow.ly/OnSw50X9OKk
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One festival after another.
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Two of my faves.
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Mark your calendars! On Nov 14 @ noon PST, I'm interviewing my friend, the brilliant @sheilakathleen.bsky.social virtually about her new book on @realgdt.bsky.social's FRANKENSTEIN on behalf of Scottsdale's @poisonedpenbooks.bsky.social. You can tune in via FB/YT: calendar.time.ly/9plshfqx/pos...