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Established practices apply. They went through all this trouble to push a game 7 the least I can do is wear a jersey for it
Like I think the only thing worse than showing up in an Auston Matthews jersey is if vladdy rolled into the garage after running over a couple people
I'm saying this as politely, yet firmly, as I possibly can. You have no idea what you're talking about
I mean this is truly a greatness barometer here. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is meddling with forces he couldn't possibly understand. Now we're really going to see how powerful he is
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Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet
Bro you guys are WINNERS. Those guys are putrid LOSERS. Oh lord almighty.
I wish I had one of those MIB neuralyzers so I could erase the last 20 seconds and never see this, and keep using it every time it comes across my feed
A wild choice from Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he arrives at the Rogers Centre in a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.

Clearly some thinking behind it — but not exactly the Game 7 history you want to be replicating tonight.

Just four hours away now.
They're really good for you. Clinical studies revealed smile levels skyrocketed after chomping into a stroopwaffle.
It would be an inarguable public good for the planet if they demolished the white house and replaced it with a Taco Bell.
Rare Trump W, but why stop there they should demolish the whole thing, operate out of a shack in the woods
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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I like the Mariners too much to check out r/mariners right now but I am absolutely certain they all broke the glass and are slamming the apocalyptic panic button right now. How could that franchise not
This will finally settle once and for all the baffling puzzle of our era: which of these teams will go on to get swept by the Dodgers in the world series
The most exciting words for a Toronto sports fan: game 7
[17 pizzas deep, breathing heavily, failing arms reaching for a cup of sprite] I can't make it to the ball pit, go on without me

[Teenager in a chuck e. cheese costume fireman carries me] on your feet soldier
That was a fun 15 hours. Now to put on SPF 7000 and climb the mountain to dummy up a pantheon of goofs
*Sopranos crew misreading the name of the protest* they're disrespectin' the Bing? *pounds table with index finger* I'm gonna take action here.
I don't care if you're left, right, blue, purple, up, or down. I think we can all agree the only King to obey is the Burger. It's time for a bipartisan sandwich
The Rizzler has always been eight years old. When the stars began to form he was their senior. As the first songs were sung he conducted the choir. Not a curse but a blessing, for this eternal perpetually rizzing up the generations on an endless march towards nine
It really doesn't make any sense and his explanation is just babbling masking that he panicked in the clutch again. Probably freaking out over Springer. Who knows.
Yeah I'm sorry Schneider that's moron shit from the dummy tree. Springers out you've got gaps in your lineup you're only up by a run. Use your best options and try to close it out on the mound. Why do they keep galaxy braining these decisions over and over again.
Look, it just happened, and I'm still proud of the Blue Jays this season, don't get it twisted, but I think putting Brendon Little in there could be an instant candidate for the Toronto Sports Fuck-Ups Hall of Fame. That's monstrously bad. You just nuked a world series appearance, contextually
I almost did a spit take when I saw Little hit the mound and ten pitches later the game was over.