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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1m
Established practices apply. They went through all this trouble to push a game 7 the least I can do is wear a jersey for it
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1h
Like I think the only thing worse than showing up in an Auston Matthews jersey is if vladdy rolled into the garage after running over a couple people
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1h
I'm saying this as politely, yet firmly, as I possibly can. You have no idea what you're talking about
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1h
I mean this is truly a greatness barometer here. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is meddling with forces he couldn't possibly understand. Now we're really going to see how powerful he is
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h
Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2h
Bro you guys are WINNERS. Those guys are putrid LOSERS. Oh lord almighty.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2h
I wish I had one of those MIB neuralyzers so I could erase the last 20 seconds and never see this, and keep using it every time it comes across my feed
bensteiner00.bsky.social Ben Steiner @bensteiner00.bsky.social · 2h
A wild choice from Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he arrives at the Rogers Centre in a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.

Clearly some thinking behind it — but not exactly the Game 7 history you want to be replicating tonight.

Just four hours away now.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2h
They're really good for you. Clinical studies revealed smile levels skyrocketed after chomping into a stroopwaffle.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 3h
It would be an inarguable public good for the planet if they demolished the white house and replaced it with a Taco Bell.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 3h
Rare Trump W, but why stop there they should demolish the whole thing, operate out of a shack in the woods
jonathanreports.bsky.social Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 4h
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 19h
I like the Mariners too much to check out r/mariners right now but I am absolutely certain they all broke the glass and are slamming the apocalyptic panic button right now. How could that franchise not
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 19h
This will finally settle once and for all the baffling puzzle of our era: which of these teams will go on to get swept by the Dodgers in the world series
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 19h
The most exciting words for a Toronto sports fan: game 7
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d
[17 pizzas deep, breathing heavily, failing arms reaching for a cup of sprite] I can't make it to the ball pit, go on without me

[Teenager in a chuck e. cheese costume fireman carries me] on your feet soldier
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d
That was a fun 15 hours. Now to put on SPF 7000 and climb the mountain to dummy up a pantheon of goofs
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d
Nyaahaha >:3
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d
*Sopranos crew misreading the name of the protest* they're disrespectin' the Bing? *pounds table with index finger* I'm gonna take action here.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d
I don't care if you're left, right, blue, purple, up, or down. I think we can all agree the only King to obey is the Burger. It's time for a bipartisan sandwich
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d
The Rizzler has always been eight years old. When the stars began to form he was their senior. As the first songs were sung he conducted the choir. Not a curse but a blessing, for this eternal perpetually rizzing up the generations on an endless march towards nine
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d
It really doesn't make any sense and his explanation is just babbling masking that he panicked in the clutch again. Probably freaking out over Springer. Who knows.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah I'm sorry Schneider that's moron shit from the dummy tree. Springers out you've got gaps in your lineup you're only up by a run. Use your best options and try to close it out on the mound. Why do they keep galaxy braining these decisions over and over again.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d
Look, it just happened, and I'm still proud of the Blue Jays this season, don't get it twisted, but I think putting Brendon Little in there could be an instant candidate for the Toronto Sports Fuck-Ups Hall of Fame. That's monstrously bad. You just nuked a world series appearance, contextually
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d
I almost did a spit take when I saw Little hit the mound and ten pitches later the game was over.