Shit's getting bad, man. Real bad.

the vending machine is working at least

you once cost me tenbux just for posting "you're no hakan" but you were always an S-tier mod in my book.

I still remember the time @caylen.bsky.social wore a fruit hat for an entire trip to the mall so he could credibly claim it as his hat before eating it

1000% this will never happen I'm making it my official SpiderHyphenMan decree that there is absolutely no way in hell that post engagement gets demonitized on "X the Everything App" and if it does I will do some undetermined difficult and humiliating task that is NOT horny coded.

Anyway this is the first smart thing I have seen Twitter do since Elon took over. This is also the guy who apparently banned all the Nazis though so I imagine Elon will immediately cower to the mob and overturn him on this as well as he’d rather pay to be liked by Catturd than have a good product

BREAKING via WSJ

The Trump administration is planning sweeping changes in criminal division at the IRS.

Full Story: on.wsj.com/3LbVFtK

Still find it wild how they shut down USAID with no Congressional approval

DHS is so off the deep end that a spokesperson appears to be using the line “That is a 40mm launcher that fires beanbags and rubber projectiles” like that excuses what we’re seeing.

Rubber bullets can kill people, even when they’re not fired at point blank range.

Dogma would be a much better movie if Kevin Smith had the stones to commit to God being a woman but nooooooo 98% of the time it's He/Him pronouns for Alanis Morissette

What I'm saying is that the government is going to be shut down on July 4th 2026 :toxx:

I mean I guess it's possible whoever the guy in charge of UFC is pays for it himself.
Or maybe it'll happen in a McDonald's Play Place. See it's like poetry, it rhymes.

It is very possible we are reaching an endgame here, but of course capitalism will mean that things continue even after Endgame, even if it really fucking shouldn't or at least should take a break for like five years.

I do not think that UFC match on the White House lawn is going to happen.

Even if Republicans completely cave on the ACA tax credits and shitty Dem leadership declares victory I do not see any scenario in which the government does not shut back down upon the expiration of the CR that ends this shutdown.

"a memorandum expanding his administration’s authority"

The phrasing you're looking for is that he's suspending parts of the Constitution by decree.

By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court refuses to stay Charles Ray Crawford’s execution, despite overwhelming evidence that his lawyers violated the Sixth Amendment by telling the jury he committed the murder.

In dissent, Sotomayor says the court “abandons its duty.”
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

that is indeed ungodly

eh what the hell maybe a little festive spirit will do me good

yes it borked

I read the piece. You shouldn't. He dismisses the "No Kings" protests as liberals in blue cities. He invokes Rosa Parks, as if rural white people in the 60s loved everything that the movement then was doing. "We need a movement but not this one" is a core centrist tact these days.

Hell yeah.

The most important question in American politics right now is if Democratic leadership understands this. Dem branding of this shutdown as entirely about the ACA premiums has seen great success in polling, but the stakes here are truly existential for the very concept of co-equal branches.