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no minors 🔞 / sowoozoojoon on twt ✦ she/they & 40+ & lesbian ✦ mostly BTS; chaotic multi-stan ✦ Kim Namjoon's intelligence, kindness, thighs, feet ⇾ info: https://theoriginalbk.carrd.co/ ⇾ fics: ao3.org/users/ionsquare

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · Oct 19

✦ call me BK!
✦ theoriginalbk.carrd.co
✦ NSFW content; no minors please.
✦ please have age somehow/someway in bio - will not follow back.
✦ follow, unfollow, block at your discretion.

An image giving a description about me: Hello! It's me, BK! Your lesbian dad. By day, I work in adminstration for a local history museum. By night, I'm an unhinged and feral seasoned fic writer. I've been on the internet way too long, and I've seen some shit, literally. Please don't hesitate to at me and chit-chat!

My account is mostly BTS, but I'm a chaotic multi: TXT, Stray Kids, Seventeen, Ateez, and many more!

Pronouns are she and they. Cancer sun, Aries moon, Capricorn rising.

Images are a photo of myself and Kim Namjoon.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 7m

She’s my bias and 😩🥵🫨😮‍💨🤪🥰😍😘🙂‍↔️🫠🫣🤤

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1h

*enthusiastically waves* OMG HI

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1h

Happy 'Tannies At Another W Korea Event' to all who celebrate! I dreamt about Namseok at the last W Korea event, woke up, wrote this, and posted it all in the same day.

(thumbs up)

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · Nov 11

i am your boy
✦namseok
🔞explicit
🔢2.5k
🏷️PWP, possessive behavior, semi-public sex
🔗 ao3.org/works/45388993

namseok collage of Namjoon and Hoseok at the Love Your W event, two men almost kissing, nails scratching down a back, and two people having sex

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1h

*waves from the Windows 10 grave*

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 13h

New from 404 Media: the end of Windows 10 support is an e-waste disaster in the making. 400 million computers that cannot be upgraded to Windows 11 set to be cut off from receiving free security updates. Set to affect as many as 42% of all Windows computers worldwide.
www.404media.co/the-end-of-w...

The End of Windows 10 Support Is an E-Waste Disaster in the Making

In an example of egregious planned obsolescence, as many as 400 million computers will soon hit the waste stream.

www.404media.co

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1h

I am HELLA gay

🦊 megitsune~ @yourmegitsune.bsky.social · 3h

TWICE - Jihyo

#kpop #k-pop #twice #jihyo

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bblln⁷ ⟬⟭♾️⟭⟬♾️ @sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 9h

he took off the double breasted blazer to show off his breasts because it’s breast cancer awareness month and he cares about the cause which is breasts

oobi 🐶 @mingimoes.bsky.social · 10h

is that..

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1h

Hell yeah

Sloww.Bunny⁷ ꨄ︎ @slowbunny.bsky.social · 9h

That’s your man?

All of BTS: yeah … 😍

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 6h

There are 4 omegas ready to jump them when they come home

adrian⁷🌙 @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 8h

how am i supposed to move on from this

tae in a suede jacket, a flowy white shirt with the chest low and jeans walking in front of hobi. hobi in a brown jacket with no collar and a pattern shirt with a LV belt and black pants. in the back is namjoon. namjoon is in an oversized gray suit and black tie with sunglasses on.

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 7h

Oh my gosh 🥺 I’m happy to know you could smile at something today 🫂

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 8h

Running a work errand and after days the sun is finally back.

Me sitting in my car. I’m wearing red lipstick and purple sunglasses.

The inside of my car. Mumford & Sons is playing. The sky is a beautiful blue.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you @yrrweg.bsky.social for the detailed alt text because my brain is fried right now. 😭

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 13h

I just knew when I woke up this morning the air smelled… homoerotic.

Namjoon, Hobi, and Tae (RM, J-Hope, and V of BTS) posing in front of a wall with a lot of "W's" on it. Namjoon is wearing a beige gray coat, a dark gray tie, brown-tinted sunglasses. His hair is blond with dark roots showing. Hobi is wearing a brown jacket and a brown shirt underneath. His hair is dark brown and covering his forehead. Tae is wearing a black jacket with golden emblems, and a white shirt underneath that shows off some bare skin. His hair is black and falling over his forehead

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 20h

Six people had their visas revoked due to their social media posts.

Six people are being deported because of what they said online.

Six people have had their freedom of speech suspended.

It won’t stop with these six people.

Either we all have freedom of speech or none of us do.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 13h

Illustration of a figure staring at their phone with the words INTERNALLY SCREAMING while their drink spills out of a cup

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 13h

Orchids are the finicky children. I love light, good air circulation, temp has to not too hot and not too cold, you gotta water them a specific way or they complain. I know humidity plays into all this too.

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 14h

I just know hobi was screaming internally

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yrrweg⁷🦢 @yrrweg.bsky.social · 18h

Namjoon, Hobi, and Tae at W Korea's 20th anniversary of Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign

source: www.youtube.com/live/Kd0MfC-...

#Namjoon #Hobi #Taehyung

Same image except now they're all looking to the left

All of them making two hearts by connecting their hands. Everyone is smiling with Hobi smiling the widest

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Anika⁷ ⟭⟬🐋💜 @abusra16.bsky.social · 14h

when asked about plans for the end of the year, Namjoon says that they are working on the album, shooting jacket photos and filming MV! Hobi jokingly says wanna start dance practice but Joon says that they're actually starting tomorrow!

Joon said please look forward to the end of March next year!!!

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 14h

The Father
The Son
and the Holy Mother of Cunt

Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 16h

polytan truthers rise 🙂‍↕️

namjoon, hobi and tae at today's W Korea event. joon is wearing a baggy grey double breasted suit, hobi is wearing a patterned jumper/vest with a tweed jacket over top, and tae is wearing an embroidered velvet jacket over a floaty white shirt and jeans. joon is looking at hobi, hobi is smiling and making a hand heart with both namjoon and tae

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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 16h

polytan truthers rise 🙂‍↕️

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 14h

Why is Kim Namjoon invoking the spirit of Rap Monster doesn’t he know I’m fucking insane

adrian⁷🌙 @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 16h

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

sigh…. namjoon looking like Father in an oversized gray suit and black tie with sunglasses on. hobi looking like Mother in a brown jacket with no collar and a pattern shirt with a LV belt and black pants. tae looking diva in a suede jacket, a flowy white shirt with the chest low and jeans.

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your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 14h

AWKWARD NAMSEOK AT ANOTHER W KOREA EVENT WITH THEIR CHAOTIC SON TAEHYUNG OMGGHGHHHNXHDHDJSKS

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1d

It’s nice to have a little validation every now and then to remind you that what you write is worth it.

your lesbian dad ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ♡ @sowoozoojoon.bsky.social · 1d

I need to unfollow fic rec accounts because I forget that I’m 1. Not a popular writer 2. Will never be recommended 3. It’s never been good for my mental health.

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adrian⁷🌙 @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 1d

now what was he trying to do here 😭

the rapline rehearsing “ugh”. hobi, in a gray sweater and black pants as his arms up as he walks close to namjoon his tummy is exposed. namjoon has a black hat, shirt and shorts on as he looks at hobi and raps. yoongi is in the back, his mouth slightly open.

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