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19 - He/Him - Cis/Autistic PFP: @aridee.bsky.social Meta Knightmare writer and not-so-long-suffering Bengals fan GTFO - Bigots, Nazis, etc https://tumblr.com/sortanonymous https://youtube.com/@sortanonymous https://archiveofourown.org/users/SortaNonymous

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SortaNonymous @sortanonymous.bsky.social · Nov 15

Welp, I'm here now because why not! No, I'm not fleeing Xitter because I never suffered there, but I am also on Tumblr and just hoping it's not hard juggling the two. I'm also kind of on YouTube and AO3. (Yes, I wrote that crazy Meta Knightmare fic.) Hope this pans out I guess! :D

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Christian Dashiell @dash2d2.bsky.social · 13h

Rebooting everything else these days, so why not? Really pulling out all of the stops for this Jail Blazers resurrection.

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 14h

we’ve got a mafia poker ring abcnews.go.com/US/miami-hea...

Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups has been charged in an illegal poker operation tied to the Mafia, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
Billups was arrested in Oregon, where is expected to make an initial court appearance on Thursday, sources said.

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 9h

Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years

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SortaNonymous @sortanonymous.bsky.social · 2h

"Sakurai nepo babies" lmao (I mean technically they came from a different series that came out years before Sakurai even set foot in HAL, but I digress)

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 10h

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

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AJB @berardbro.bsky.social · 10h

i need to draw more Kirby stuff, all I have is this really old Crystal Shards piece 😑

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chess!! @videochess.world · 11h

ma'am?

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SortaNonymous @sortanonymous.bsky.social · 2h

And of course what else could it end in than a RICK ROOOOOOOOOOOLL

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min ✨🪽 @nemuimin.bsky.social · 3h

🥺🥺🥺🥺 @oyasumilunachan.bsky.social

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NFL @nflbot.bsky.social · 3h

All navy heat 😮‍💨

MINvsLAC on Prime Video
Also streaming on @NFLPlus

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Kirby Informer @kirbyinformer.com · 2h

The glow up is INSANE 😭

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SortaNonymous @sortanonymous.bsky.social · 2h

SortaSports: SortaPicks NFL Week 8 Picks #nfl #nflpicks #picks #nflweek8 #week8 #sortasports #sortapicks

*Vikings-Chargers (TNF): Chargers
*Dolphins-Falcons: Falcons
*Jets-Bengals: Bengals (Wow, it feels too good to be true picking them with confidence for the first time since... I don't even know when!)
*Bears-Ravens: Bears
*Browns-Patriots: Patriots
*Giants-Eagles: Eagles
*49ers-Texans: 49ers
*Bills-Panthers: Bills
*Buccaneers-Saints: Buccaneers
*Titans-Colts: Colts
*Cowboys-Broncos: Broncos
*Packers-Steelers (SNF): Packers
*Commanders-Chiefs (MNF): Chiefs

2025 Picks so far (Weeks 1-7): 75.5/108, or a very nice 69.9%
2024 Week 8 Picks: 13/16, or 81.3%

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CTS @backroll23.bsky.social · 6h

This awkwardness brought to you by Fan Duel

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 6h

ESPN quickly removes ESPN Bet banner during coverage of NBA gambling arrests

An ESPN Bet promotional banner ran at the bottom of the screen during Get Up on Thursday morning while Mike Greenberg discussed the FBI’s arrests of NBA figures in a gambling scandal. The banner disappeared partway through the segment. The visual, which drew a lot of attention on social media, shows Greenberg discussing ESPN’s historical Read more... The post ESPN quickly removes ESPN Bet banner during coverage of NBA gambling arrests appeared first on Awful Announcing.

dlvr.it

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Rustin Richtarik 🖖 @dieseldog97.bsky.social · 6h

Sports networks and leagues addressing the gambling issues...

The man in a hot dog suit saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme.

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Nan-Wraith (Nanrait) @nanrait.bsky.social · 5h

I am a worm and will not elaborate #oc

Comic panel No. 1. News Reporter Ms. C is on her haunches, holding a microphone to Worm Nanrait, Cameraman Mr. C is standing back holding the video tape. Ms. C is asking "Please Nanrait, will you tell us why you are now a worm?".

Comic Panel No. 2. Worm Nanrait, a worm with square glasses, long dark hair, and a red beret, responds to News Reporter Ms. C, saying "No"

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Temp @temporalds.bsky.social · 5h

put your pussy away

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Lizzylizumab @lizzylizumab.bsky.social · 2d

It’s Asexual Awareness Week

🖤 Oct 19 - 25, 2025
🩶 Celebrate identities
🤍 Build community
💜 Advocate for acceptance

I’m a proud 🖤A🩶C🤍E💜 with some info to share. Take a look ⤵️ and THANK YOU for your support!

AceWeek.org #Asexual #AsexualAwareness #AceAwarenessWeek

An infographic created by @BRIANNAVIEIRA & @THEQTHERAPIST for #ACEAWARENESSWEEK in asexual flag colors black, white, gray, and purple

Understanding Asexuality:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE ASEXUAL?
(ALSO KNOWN AS "ACE" OR "ACES")
There are many different types of attraction including romantic, aesthetic and sexual. Asexuality refers to someone who experiences very little or no sexual attraction to people of any gender.

ACE INDIVIDUALS CAN STILL FEEL...

ROMANTIC ATTRACTION
Desire for a typically romantic relationship with another person

EMOTIONAL ATTRACTION
Wanting an emotional connection with another person

AESTHETIC ATTRACTION
Attraction to someone based on their general appearance

SENSUAL ATTRACTION
Wanting to touch, hold, or cuddle
someone

PHYSICAL ATTRACTION
Where a person finds another person's physique pleasing

PLATONIC ATTRACTION
Wanting to be friends with another person

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Dan McDonough @danluvsbeer.bsky.social · 6h

Spotify (and Apple, of course) are tech companies. Qobuz is a music company. Been using them for a couple years, because of the higher streaming rates, but this is also good.

Bolts Nuts @boltsnuts.bsky.social · 6h

I did this yesterday. They even ask you to state why you are leaving. Cool thing is I'm going to save about a dollar a month.

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 6h

Try it yourself.

Reach out to Spotify support and ask them about the ICE ads they’re running—see if they end the convo on you. Then cancel and let them know why.

Overwhelm them with support requests and subscription cancellations. We can hit them where it hurts: their profits.
#BoycottSpotify

Magic Man @magicman247.bsky.social · 6h

Can confirm.

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 6h

Breaking News: The U.S. will allow oil and gas drilling in Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, one of the largest remaining tracts of pristine wilderness in the country. nyti.ms/3WhrQui

An aerial view of a snow-covered, frozen landscape. A headline reads: "Trump Opens Pristine Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to Oil Drilling." Photo by Katie Orlinsky for The New York Times.

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SB Nation @sbnation.bsky.social · 10h

Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups and Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier were each arrested by the FBI in separate gambling probes on Thursday morning, according to ESPN insider Shams Charania.

www.sbnation.com/nba/1086697/...

Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier arrested by FBI in gambling probe

The Trail Blazers head coach and Miami Heat guard were arrested in an FBI gambling probe.

www.sbnation.com

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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 10h

Calendar 2026 All about Cats is out!✨...worldwide shipping! Link! linktr.ee/apofiss

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em @emeraldtopaz.bsky.social · 8h

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s🌱o @so-taityo.bsky.social · 10h

🍙🍙🍙

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Micah @rincewind.run · 9h

I feel like you can polarize pretty much anyone against this technology with five minutes and a good prompt

"you can make a video of me saying WHAT"

Batman or halo @milesklee.bsky.social · 9h

Users of OpenAI's Sora 2 have found clever ways to subvert its controls on hate speech, generating videos in which Mark Cuban, Jake Paul, and Sam Altman appear to shout the N-word. Meanwhile, streamer IShowSpeed was aggravated to see countless Sora-generated clips of himself coming out as gay:

OpenAI's Sora 2 Can Generate Videos of Celebrities Appearing to Shout Racial Slurs

OpenAI's Sora 2 video generation model can be exploited to push misinformation and depict public figures behaving badly despite promised guardrails.

www.rollingstone.com

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foogle @iamfoogle.bsky.social · 8h

SERIOUS HAT PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

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