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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 17h

One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 1d

I bet I could put him on my hand through the mouth.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 1d

It better be.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 1d

In case you thought I was kidding. On this October 13th of the year 2025 AD.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you enjoyed Halloween, mother fuckers because it’s wall to wall Santa Chewbaccas and chalky plastic trees from now until 2026. GET ON MY LEVEL, dorks.

-The Home Depot

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 3d

Not a lot of representation for obese cats in Halloween decorations.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 3d

Sure, getting a babysitter for the night is nice, but the real joy comes from outsourcing the fight with my kids about food for one goddamn meal.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 4d

There is no errand in my life so important that I won’t abandon it the minute I see someone outside with a clipboard.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Mar 7

On the bright side, we are living in a time of incredible stain-fighting technology

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 5d

There’s a book?!

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry, but the Frankenstein monster is not scary. I’m not gonna pee my pants for a zombie that doesn’t bite and loves philosophy. That guy sounds like a good hang.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 6d

Had to quit my workout early because I didn’t have headphones and was raw dogging the gym. Apparently they don’t want you having any kind of sex with an LA Fitness.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 7d

We have by no means seen the last time a player drops the ball inches before running into the endzone. Probably not even the last time this year, and I think that’s beautiful.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 7d

The military invasions of American cities seems like a pretty clear groundwork to either run for a third term because America can’t take care of itself, or to cancel elections all together.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8d

It seems crazy the we don’t call the nails we use for mounting pictures “hangnails” and also that we don’t call hangnails “fingering deal breakers.”

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 12d

When the AI bubble bursts, no one will say the tech industry forgot a single avenue of media propaganda.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 12d

Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

www.independent.co.uk

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 12d

When does it open?

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 12d

Even Shakey’s logo loses confidence half way through.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 14d

“How do you feel about settling? Specifically for guys who don’t proofread their own posts?”

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 14d

Showing up on our first date an hour early to neatly tick this article inside your menu.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 14d

“Who are these jokes for?!” I shout down into the deep well in my heart.

“Jokes? What jokes? Show me the joke.” The void answers.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 14d

Gym Hack: the little rectangle marker you use to claim a bench can also be used to manage your fantasy football team.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 15d

Look at this fuckin dork elf.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Jan 28

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 17d

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · 17d

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

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