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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick”
@somedankinmycup.bsky.social
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He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not Lil Wayne’s son.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · Sep 9
You usually never really know what another person is going through, but if you personally make their life a living hell you can be fairly certain.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 5h
It’s fun to see coworkers go from “Republicans are better for the economy” to “Great Depressions aren’t that bad” in less than a year.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h
Getting all the muffin top
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h
Before guests arrive I always squeeze out a pre-poop in the toilet so they don’t feel so bad about pooping there.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 14h
do you wanna come over and do punch up on each others suicide notes
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explodingpiano.bsky.social
area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 1d
whoever invented muffins was probably swimming in pussy
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h
Your honor, I thought the hands free driving law meant we were legally required to ghost ride the whip.
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50501movement.bsky.social
50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 23h
NoKings.org
Sign with blue on blue no kings, repeating background. On the left is a crown with a red cross through it underneath that it says no kings. On the right is a green
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 22h
I hope a monster mashes me soon
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 23h
It’s got a ring to it.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 23h
For multihyphenates we will allow multiple last names. Marques Technews-Frisbee.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 23h
If you’re mainly known for one thing, you should have your last name changed to that thing.

Like Scott Creed.

Or Marques Technews.

Or Dan ShithispantsinCostco.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
My brother looks just like white Jesus.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Good Morning
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Getting sponsored by Campbell’s CHUNKY for my thick, meaty piss.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
This opinion slaps
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Getting sponsored by Campbell’s CHUNKY for my thick, meaty piss.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
🙏 thank you. Someone needs to
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Not really, but just a tiny bit.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Everytime I get a sliver of hope I see the cringiest shit and I’m like 🤷🏼‍♂️ Maybe we deserve to be an Oligarchic Kakistocracy.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Fair
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junlper.beer
onion person @junlper.beer · 2d
the more i think about it, bari weiss running CBS is direct proof there’s not really a meritocracy in any real way under capitalism. the opposite is true in this system, failing upwards is the default the more a country becomes an oligarchy
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Putting Gel inserts … you know…inside.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Right 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 1d
things bullets say
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Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 1d
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
I guess a simple “somebody poisoned the waterhole” is asking too much.
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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d
Fine I’ll dogpile on the shitlib too 😔
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