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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · Jan 31

Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 9h

Gotta take a drag off a cigarette…

The “shooting it with guns” to warm up food was another one. Fuck. He was my favorite.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 13h

I miss “is pee in your balls” era posting. (What I mean to say is I miss HumanPog.)

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 1d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 14h

Spread the word.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 14h

Spirit Halloween is now Antifa HQ

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 1d

Hobo (ugh. Is that offensive??? It’s not meant to be) clown is the only clown that makes sense.

crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 2d

Clowns are unsettling because they’re always smiling.

No one who smiles constantly is ok.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 2d

Also hey guys.

crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 2d

Made this a million years ago.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 2d

I’m just so. Tired.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 2d

When a baseball game hits 14 innings they should just release a tiger onto the field and whomever is mauled first loses.

What I’m trying to say is 14 innings is too many.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta take the wins where they come.

crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 2d

Everything is exhausting and all of it hurts.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 3d

I was STARVING after work.
My boyfriend very kindly set about making me some eggs.
He set the plate down in front of me.
I just.
Look. I think most of us see scrambled eggs and we KNOW what they’re going to taste like, and it’s not honey.
It’s never one time been honey.
Tonight it was honey.

https://like.it’s

crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 3d

This level of stupidity genuinely frightens me.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 3d

(Did I eat a gummy? The world may never know.)

crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 3d

I genuinely think that if you examined the rise of pay-to-watch sports in relation to the width of the divide between liberals and conservatives you would at the very least find some correlations worth exploring.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 3d

(Ok. Two colons in one sentence is completely unhinged, and I apologize.)

crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 3d

All of those things used to be accessible to ANYONE with a television - which, yes: still a privilege, but please: just give me this- and that made them a unifying force.

At the very least, they were a topic of discussion in which most people were able to participate. 🧵

crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 3d

The way people in this bar were ready to riot because they couldn’t watch the first inning of the Brewers game…

Blacking sports out in local markets- making them accessible only through sites or channels you have to pay for- is absolute garbage.

Baseball. Football. Basketball… 🧵

#mlb

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 6d

I'm happy to be alive but it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 6d

Imagine being angry that an artist you love made a record that celebrated their happiness.
Especially if you’ve been a fan of theirs for long enough that you’ve been a witness to their heartache.
Sorry that you want everyone to be miserable forever: feels like that’s on you.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 7d

It’s legitimately one of the most unhinged things I’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 7d

Boil some water, love.
Turn on the grill.
It’ll take less time.

crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 7d

My boyfriend just asked me how long he should microwave corn… it took me a second to realize this man meant RAW corn.
On the cob.

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